I've just been invited to "Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine".
You should go and find out if the secret is ritual sacrifice! And if it isn't, tell them they're doing it wrong!
My food is problematic.
River ,'The Message'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Nov 04, 2011 1:19:15 pm PDT #4776 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Amy - Nov 04, 2011 1:28:38 pm PDT #4777 of 30001
Because books.
Maybe it involves bonding with a rock. Painted pink.
Strix - Nov 04, 2011 1:38:50 pm PDT #4778 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, god.
Atropa - Nov 04, 2011 1:49:10 pm PDT #4779 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Maybe it involves bonding with a rock. Painted pink.
That you use to bash in the head of the sacrifice! No, this totally works.
Calli - Nov 04, 2011 1:50:00 pm PDT #4780 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Brenda!
aurelia - Nov 04, 2011 2:22:44 pm PDT #4781 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm trying to work something out regarding my facebook friends from high school. Compared to the friends I made as an adult, this list seems full of...I can't put it in any other term but Jesus Freaks. Seriously--daily devotions, praises to Jesus, thankful for Jesus and God-will-provide-or-at-least-has-a-plan kinds of posts. These are people who partied their way through high school. Drinking, drugs, sex and the usual teenage high jinx. None of them seemed overtly religious in school.
There is a lot of that with my high school friends, too. And with a few it's kind of obviously all talk no walk.
Brenda! Congrats!
I have successfully deposited a check by taking a picture of it with my phone
I can do that, but I haven't tried it yet. I'm still getting over the idea that I can lock/unlock my car with my phone.
Ginger - Nov 04, 2011 2:28:31 pm PDT #4782 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine"
Being sacrificed in a sacred well?
Grinding corn?
Trying to make your children have flat heads and crossed eyes?
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 2:29:45 pm PDT #4783 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have to confess that I googled Mayan virgin sacrifice and found that apparently the thinking is that they actually sacrificed boys and some men. So maybe THAT's the secret!
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2011 2:53:04 pm PDT #4784 of 30001
brillig
Maybe they'll be teaching the Mayan art of piercing things with thorns. Or was that the Incas?
ION, I found a place that has bayberry candles! One good thing about the holidays, old-fashioned smelling candles make an appearance, as opposed to fake-fruity smelling stuff.
Liese S. - Nov 04, 2011 2:56:43 pm PDT #4785 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, you will all not be surprised to learn that there is a lot of empty Jesusing on my friendslist. But there's a reasonable amount of peaceful overthrow of the state anarchism, too, so I figure it all balances out. The juxtaposition is pretty funny sometimes, though.