"Someone's been sleeping in my bed! And there she is!"
And then the bears eat Goldilocks?
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"Someone's been sleeping in my bed! And there she is!"
And then the bears eat Goldilocks?
She runs into the woods and is never seen again. It's not a memorable ending.
Wow. Well, it's a story with one hell of a middle half, anyway.
Yeah, you'd think the middle would be too long or too short, but it's just right.
Or maybe she is never seen again by the bears because she just goes home. It's unclear.
I think the baby bear chased her down to brush her with a toothbrush. That's what tumblr tells me everyone does with their cute pets, right?
Congratulations, brenda!! Awesome news is awesome!
I've just been invited to "Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine".
You should go and find out if the secret is ritual sacrifice! And if it isn't, tell them they're doing it wrong!
Maybe it involves bonding with a rock. Painted pink.
Oh, god.
Maybe it involves bonding with a rock. Painted pink.
That you use to bash in the head of the sacrifice! No, this totally works.