The other day I was doing some kind of crazy tension-filled stretch and thought I broke something in my neck for a minute!
Ahhh! Those are the worst!
We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2011 12:35:28 pm PDT #4762 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2011 12:36:00 pm PDT #4763 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine".
The Mayans were pioneers in vajazzling?
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 12:48:24 pm PDT #4764 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know the Mayans have allllll the secrets!
Maybe from bringing in 5 grocery bags at once?
Yeah, that sounds about right. Glad it's fixing itself.
Ahhh! Those are the worst!
I mean, right? It was new to me. Ow.
Strix - Nov 04, 2011 12:50:10 pm PDT #4765 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strangely enough, I have never lost my feminine, modern, Mayan or otherwise.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'd have to go back a quite a ways in my genetic history to find a link to the Mayans. And I attended one too many pagan-Goddess-mentrual-cycle-Earth-goddess-reclaim-your-cunt circle in college (2, precisely) to know that my sense of the absurd is too pragmatic to not piss the sincere off.
It truly works for some people, but the typical Run-With-The-Wolves trappings do not work for me. YMMV. (And not knocking most pagans, y'all; I gained some good perspectives from it, but I'm not cut out for organized religion of any stripe.)
Theodosia - Nov 04, 2011 12:57:48 pm PDT #4766 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The Mayans were not into vajazzling, but they were pioneers in the ancient art of psychedelic suppositories. I'm not making this up....
Sheryl - Nov 04, 2011 1:00:36 pm PDT #4767 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Congrats brenda!
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2011 1:00:46 pm PDT #4768 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, man, I just embarrassed myself thoroughly. Something one of the developers said made me launch into telling the story of Goldilocks, WITH VOICES, and then...I completely forgot how it ended. And the two American-raised people in the area couldn't help me either. So I feel less bad, but the guy I was talking to stormed off and wouldn't finish the discussion.
amych - Nov 04, 2011 1:03:13 pm PDT #4769 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Huh. I don't know either -- now that I think of it, all I can remember is a lot of "too THIS" and "too THAT" and "JUST RIGHT" and then the bears come home and chaos and happily ever after. It's like the underwear gnomes snuck in between chaos and happily.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 1:05:35 pm PDT #4770 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed! And there she is!"
And then the bears eat Goldilocks?
-t - Nov 04, 2011 1:06:25 pm PDT #4771 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
She runs into the woods and is never seen again. It's not a memorable ending.