...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:37:58 pm PDT #4457 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ah ha ha Amy! I've seen both spellings, but it could be that I hang out with bad spellers.


Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:39:12 pm PDT #4458 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Some sharks, Polgara, but not all.


Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2011 12:40:14 pm PDT #4459 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wait, sharks have live births, but aren't mammals? Weird.

Platypi are mammals, and lay eggs.

Mammals have hair! And three middle ear bones. Live birth: optional.


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2011 12:44:01 pm PDT #4460 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mammals have hair! And three middle ear bones. Live birth: optional.

Yep.

So the warm blood flows
with the red blood cells lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have


DavidS - Nov 02, 2011 12:44:04 pm PDT #4461 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I always thought it was spooge, no L.

Spooge is the sperm.

Splooge is the act of ejecting the sperm.

That's my take.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 12:56:10 pm PDT #4462 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. One of the assholish scam-sellers from the motivational presentation on Monday kept talking about Steve Jobs saying "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." I have only just now worked out those were his last words. I'm an awful geek. Absolutely awful.


Polgara - Nov 02, 2011 12:57:23 pm PDT #4463 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

So whales have hair and three middle ear bones?


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2011 12:59:39 pm PDT #4464 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So whales have hair and three middle ear bones?

One of us might lose his hair
But you're reminded that it once was there
From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail


Sheryl - Nov 02, 2011 12:59:40 pm PDT #4465 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Had I been a boy I would have been Stev(ph)en.(don't know which spelling my folks were thinking of) Which would make me one of many. (I think the number of guys named some variation of Steve that I know is in double digits.)

Allegedly one girl name that was suggested for me was Sapphire. Which...no.


Strix - Nov 02, 2011 1:04:42 pm PDT #4466 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think vary pretty wildly in their sp(l)ooge delivery systems. Mostly, they're fly-by fertilizations, tho.

I know dolphins have genital slits and penises, but they're mammals. Mer-people would also be mammals with adaptive breathing systems, I think? or would they be cold-blooded?

So I'm thinking genital slits and penises, if you're going for erotic mer-person, and not just biological imperative sexxorin.

(God, I take a break from resume writing for merperson sex speculation. I love you all.)