I'm trying to work out merman sex.
Actually, how do mermaids get pregnant? Really special blow jobs?
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Nov 02, 2011 12:18:19 pm PDT #4447 of 30001
Because books.
Atropa - Nov 02, 2011 12:19:16 pm PDT #4448 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Holli, thank you, and insent.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:27:44 pm PDT #4449 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I think most fish just splooge all over the eggs once they are laid, but sharks have something they stick inside the female.
Er, not that I know anything about fish sex really. Oh billytea! Where are you?
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 12:28:13 pm PDT #4450 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Actually, how do mermaids get pregnant? Really special blow jobs?
There must be a slit down there somewhere.
My boss just managed to extract my political leanings out of me. Jesus fuck. Nobody does that. How did he do that? Motherfucker.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:28:21 pm PDT #4451 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Egad, did I really just say "splooge"? How crass of me.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 12:28:51 pm PDT #4452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think most fish just splooge all over the eggs once they are laid
What do they splooge from? A bladder? A pokey thing? A pimple? WHAT???
smonster - Nov 02, 2011 12:29:29 pm PDT #4453 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Actually, how do mermaids get pregnant? Really special blow jobs?
::sporfle::
I think I've shared this before, but if I'd been born a boy my parents were seriously considering Frodo. My birthday is only one day off...
Amy - Nov 02, 2011 12:31:02 pm PDT #4454 of 30001
Because books.
I always thought it was spooge, no L. Hmm. Where do you look that up? ita will know.
if I'd been born a boy my parents were seriously considering Frodo
Oh dear. Adorbs.
Ginger - Nov 02, 2011 12:32:34 pm PDT #4455 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I mean, is it something they could stick inside a girl?
AFAIK, only fish that bear live young, like sharks and guppies.
Polgara - Nov 02, 2011 12:37:36 pm PDT #4456 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Wait, sharks have live births, but aren't mammals? Weird.