Actually, how do mermaids get pregnant? Really special blow jobs?
::sporfle::
I think I've shared this before, but if I'd been born a boy my parents were seriously considering Frodo. My birthday is only one day off...
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Nov 02, 2011 12:29:29 pm PDT #4453 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Amy - Nov 02, 2011 12:31:02 pm PDT #4454 of 30001
Because books.
I always thought it was spooge, no L. Hmm. Where do you look that up? ita will know.
if I'd been born a boy my parents were seriously considering Frodo
Oh dear. Adorbs.
Ginger - Nov 02, 2011 12:32:34 pm PDT #4455 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I mean, is it something they could stick inside a girl?
AFAIK, only fish that bear live young, like sharks and guppies.
Polgara - Nov 02, 2011 12:37:36 pm PDT #4456 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Wait, sharks have live births, but aren't mammals? Weird.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:37:58 pm PDT #4457 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ah ha ha Amy! I've seen both spellings, but it could be that I hang out with bad spellers.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 12:39:12 pm PDT #4458 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Some sharks, Polgara, but not all.
Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2011 12:40:14 pm PDT #4459 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Wait, sharks have live births, but aren't mammals? Weird.
Platypi are mammals, and lay eggs.
Mammals have hair! And three middle ear bones. Live birth: optional.
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2011 12:44:01 pm PDT #4460 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mammals have hair! And three middle ear bones. Live birth: optional.
Yep.
So the warm blood flows
with the red blood cells lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
DavidS - Nov 02, 2011 12:44:04 pm PDT #4461 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I always thought it was spooge, no L.
Spooge is the sperm.
Splooge is the act of ejecting the sperm.
That's my take.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 12:56:10 pm PDT #4462 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Huh. One of the assholish scam-sellers from the motivational presentation on Monday kept talking about Steve Jobs saying "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." I have only just now worked out those were his last words. I'm an awful geek. Absolutely awful.