Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Apr 04, 2012 9:33:32 am PDT #29468 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Largest feathered dinosaur discovered in China.


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2012 9:37:31 am PDT #29469 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hope is the thing with feathers.


Kate P. - Apr 04, 2012 9:38:31 am PDT #29470 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

They're pretty much sleepy little lumps at first.

And I plan to be a sleepy big lump right alongside!

Thanks, Liese. I'm feeling OK today. It helps that my legs are relatively normal-sized at the moment...

Oh yes, I meant to say YAY for Reece coming home!


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 9:43:40 am PDT #29471 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

(OK, anyone who's ever been a new parent before is probably laughing at me now. I don't mean right afterwards! But maybe within a few months?)

The most consistent exercise I ever did was while I was on maternity leave! Since then I haven't been able to find the time.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 9:49:39 am PDT #29472 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Here is the brand new promotional video for my roller derby league The Mid-State Sisters of Skate.


Ginger - Apr 04, 2012 10:00:59 am PDT #29473 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I had my last midwife appointment on Monday, we discovered I had apparently gained 10 pounds since last week.

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby. People at the company we worked at were still saying to her "Oh, I remember when you were pregnant. You were huge" when her daughter was 15. Why people she barely knew were saying that comes under the heading of "people suck."


msbelle - Apr 04, 2012 10:03:49 am PDT #29474 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby.

shit like that freaks me the fuck out. I would have not done well pregnant.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:06:26 am PDT #29475 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How is 40 lbs. at once even possible? Did the kid come out holding on to loose internal organs?


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:08 am PDT #29476 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amniotic fluid + placenta accounts for a lot more weight than a newborn baby.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:12 am PDT #29477 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

There are lots of...fluids.