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'Shells'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Apr 04, 2012 9:38:31 am PDT #29470 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

They're pretty much sleepy little lumps at first.

And I plan to be a sleepy big lump right alongside!

Thanks, Liese. I'm feeling OK today. It helps that my legs are relatively normal-sized at the moment...

Oh yes, I meant to say YAY for Reece coming home!


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 9:43:40 am PDT #29471 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

(OK, anyone who's ever been a new parent before is probably laughing at me now. I don't mean right afterwards! But maybe within a few months?)

The most consistent exercise I ever did was while I was on maternity leave! Since then I haven't been able to find the time.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 9:49:39 am PDT #29472 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Here is the brand new promotional video for my roller derby league The Mid-State Sisters of Skate.


Ginger - Apr 04, 2012 10:00:59 am PDT #29473 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I had my last midwife appointment on Monday, we discovered I had apparently gained 10 pounds since last week.

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby. People at the company we worked at were still saying to her "Oh, I remember when you were pregnant. You were huge" when her daughter was 15. Why people she barely knew were saying that comes under the heading of "people suck."


msbelle - Apr 04, 2012 10:03:49 am PDT #29474 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby.

shit like that freaks me the fuck out. I would have not done well pregnant.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:06:26 am PDT #29475 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How is 40 lbs. at once even possible? Did the kid come out holding on to loose internal organs?


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:08 am PDT #29476 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amniotic fluid + placenta accounts for a lot more weight than a newborn baby.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:12 am PDT #29477 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

There are lots of...fluids.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:45 am PDT #29478 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Cash, great news about Reece!


smonster - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:21 am PDT #29479 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cashmere, I love it! Looks like so much fun. Damn my weak joints.