Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 04, 2012 10:00:59 am PDT #29473 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I had my last midwife appointment on Monday, we discovered I had apparently gained 10 pounds since last week.

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby. People at the company we worked at were still saying to her "Oh, I remember when you were pregnant. You were huge" when her daughter was 15. Why people she barely knew were saying that comes under the heading of "people suck."


msbelle - Apr 04, 2012 10:03:49 am PDT #29474 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby.

shit like that freaks me the fuck out. I would have not done well pregnant.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:06:26 am PDT #29475 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

How is 40 lbs. at once even possible? Did the kid come out holding on to loose internal organs?


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:08 am PDT #29476 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amniotic fluid + placenta accounts for a lot more weight than a newborn baby.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:12 am PDT #29477 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

There are lots of...fluids.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:45 am PDT #29478 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cash, great news about Reece!


smonster - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:21 am PDT #29479 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cashmere, I love it! Looks like so much fun. Damn my weak joints.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:28 am PDT #29480 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash, great news about Reece!

It is! I just want to jump in the car and drive down to see him!!!


smonster - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:41 am PDT #29481 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And oh yes! So glad Reece is home.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:10:29 am PDT #29482 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I figured afterbirth would outweigh the baby, but almost 5x as much still seems jaw-dropping.