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Ginger - Apr 04, 2012 10:00:59 am PDT #29473 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I had my last midwife appointment on Monday, we discovered I had apparently gained 10 pounds since last week.

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby. People at the company we worked at were still saying to her "Oh, I remember when you were pregnant. You were huge" when her daughter was 15. Why people she barely knew were saying that comes under the heading of "people suck."

msbelle - Apr 04, 2012 10:03:49 am PDT #29474 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

A friend lost 40 pounds in the delivery room. Only 7 of those were baby.

shit like that freaks me the fuck out. I would have not done well pregnant.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:06:26 am PDT #29475 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How is 40 lbs. at once even possible? Did the kid come out holding on to loose internal organs?

Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:08 am PDT #29476 of 30001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amniotic fluid + placenta accounts for a lot more weight than a newborn baby.

Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:12 am PDT #29477 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

There are lots of...fluids.

Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 10:08:45 am PDT #29478 of 30001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Cash, great news about Reece!

smonster - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:21 am PDT #29479 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cashmere, I love it! Looks like so much fun. Damn my weak joints.

Cashmere - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:28 am PDT #29480 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash, great news about Reece!

It is! I just want to jump in the car and drive down to see him!!!

smonster - Apr 04, 2012 10:09:41 am PDT #29481 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And oh yes! So glad Reece is home.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 10:10:29 am PDT #29482 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I figured afterbirth would outweigh the baby, but almost 5x as much still seems jaw-dropping.

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