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§ ita § - Mar 30, 2012 11:05:37 am PDT #28878 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

People are looking at the picture of my knife on my desk funny. I may need to move it out of the direct line of vision of all my visitors.

Apparently one of the guys in Marketing got asked to take down a cartoon that said, among other things, "I'm confused and I don't know which of you to kill first."

God, workplaces are so sensitive.

My manager is giving a performance evaluation over the phone in the cube next to me, and I feel for her. Also, a bunch of that stuff is verbatim from my evaluation, so she must be bored out of her mind. It's 80% form filler, 20% individually targeted. At best.

SuziQ - Mar 30, 2012 11:07:32 am PDT #28879 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

YAYAYAY Jilli! Is this the job you thought you didn't get, or something different?

It is so beautiful outside...I want to be DONE with work.

Atropa - Mar 30, 2012 11:09:18 am PDT #28880 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is this the job you thought you didn't get, or something different?

It's a different job, but with the same team and same company. They really liked me and wanted to hire me. Yay!

Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2012 11:09:54 am PDT #28881 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Apparently one of the guys in Marketing got asked to take down a cartoon that said, among other things, "I'm confused and I don't know which of you to kill first."

God, workplaces are so sensitive.

Looks at New Yorker cartoon with the line "Must you answer every question with a death threat?" and wonders if he should take it down.

lisah - Mar 30, 2012 11:14:42 am PDT #28882 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

sarameg, I was thinking of you this morning. Have ou been to Baree Necessaties in Greenspring Station?

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 30, 2012 11:23:19 am PDT #28883 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hi ita's sister! Make the professor who greenlighted this thing cry!

Dana - Mar 30, 2012 11:25:48 am PDT #28884 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

First I did some paperwork. Then I got so desperate to escape paperwork that I went to the store and bought desperately needed Coke Zero, and some strawberries. Now I will cut up the strawberries, still escaping paperwork.

Lee - Mar 30, 2012 11:28:05 am PDT #28885 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm still under doctor's orders not to drive, so I am working from home, except there's hardly been any work I can do from home, and now I want to drive to the store and buy strawberries, and I can't.

Toddson - Mar 30, 2012 11:28:37 am PDT #28886 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Hi ita's sister! We lurkers support you! (although not in e-mail - you've had enough random, unwanted messages).

So ... is this the college that O'Keefe guy studied at?

And

I got thrown out of the same bar for lighting stuff on fire.

I love this. We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.

Atropa - Mar 30, 2012 11:39:43 am PDT #28887 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.

WE WILL BE AWESOME. JOIN US.

(Hi, I'm kinda giddy.)

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