On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Mar 30, 2012 11:09:18 am PDT #28880 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is this the job you thought you didn't get, or something different?

It's a different job, but with the same team and same company. They really liked me and wanted to hire me. Yay!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2012 11:09:54 am PDT #28881 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Apparently one of the guys in Marketing got asked to take down a cartoon that said, among other things, "I'm confused and I don't know which of you to kill first."

God, workplaces are so sensitive.

Looks at New Yorker cartoon with the line "Must you answer every question with a death threat?" and wonders if he should take it down.


lisah - Mar 30, 2012 11:14:42 am PDT #28882 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

sarameg, I was thinking of you this morning. Have ou been to Baree Necessaties in Greenspring Station?


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 30, 2012 11:23:19 am PDT #28883 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hi ita's sister! Make the professor who greenlighted this thing cry!


Dana - Mar 30, 2012 11:25:48 am PDT #28884 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

First I did some paperwork. Then I got so desperate to escape paperwork that I went to the store and bought desperately needed Coke Zero, and some strawberries. Now I will cut up the strawberries, still escaping paperwork.


Lee - Mar 30, 2012 11:28:05 am PDT #28885 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm still under doctor's orders not to drive, so I am working from home, except there's hardly been any work I can do from home, and now I want to drive to the store and buy strawberries, and I can't.


Toddson - Mar 30, 2012 11:28:37 am PDT #28886 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Hi ita's sister! We lurkers support you! (although not in e-mail - you've had enough random, unwanted messages).

So ... is this the college that O'Keefe guy studied at?

And

I got thrown out of the same bar for lighting stuff on fire.

I love this. We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.


Atropa - Mar 30, 2012 11:39:43 am PDT #28887 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.

WE WILL BE AWESOME. JOIN US.

(Hi, I'm kinda giddy.)


shrift - Mar 30, 2012 11:49:31 am PDT #28888 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm trying to do a quick self-eval. Ugh. I think this is one of those quarters where a 500% increase in productivity in one area isn't going to compensate for the things I didn't get done.


Consuela - Mar 30, 2012 11:58:45 am PDT #28889 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hmm. Hardly anyone's here and there's a con in Walnut Creek I'm registered for. I wonder how long I need to stick around before I can slip out...