Apparently one of the guys in Marketing got asked to take down a cartoon that said, among other things, "I'm confused and I don't know which of you to kill first."

God, workplaces are so sensitive.

Looks at New Yorker cartoon with the line "Must you answer every question with a death threat?" and wonders if he should take it down.

sarameg, I was thinking of you this morning. Have ou been to Baree Necessaties in Greenspring Station?

Hi ita's sister! Make the professor who greenlighted this thing cry!

First I did some paperwork. Then I got so desperate to escape paperwork that I went to the store and bought desperately needed Coke Zero, and some strawberries. Now I will cut up the strawberries, still escaping paperwork.

I'm still under doctor's orders not to drive, so I am working from home, except there's hardly been any work I can do from home, and now I want to drive to the store and buy strawberries, and I can't.

Hi ita's sister! We lurkers support you! (although not in e-mail - you've had enough random, unwanted messages).

So ... is this the college that O'Keefe guy studied at?

And

I got thrown out of the same bar for lighting stuff on fire.

I love this. We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.

We just have to keep her away from Jilli and Cass. Or get a bulk rate on fire extinguishers.

WE WILL BE AWESOME. JOIN US.

(Hi, I'm kinda giddy.)

I'm trying to do a quick self-eval. Ugh. I think this is one of those quarters where a 500% increase in productivity in one area isn't going to compensate for the things I didn't get done.

Hmm. Hardly anyone's here and there's a con in Walnut Creek I'm registered for. I wonder how long I need to stick around before I can slip out...

Okay, my sister's gone into private eye mode, and she can't find any actual official background to this. She can't even verify the involvement of the other university.

Whatever it is, it's crazy town.