Fuck, Consuela.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 27, 2012 2:53:14 pm PDT #28341 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Jesse - Mar 27, 2012 3:01:52 pm PDT #28342 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe it's time to enlist? No, probably not.
hippocampus - Mar 27, 2012 3:04:06 pm PDT #28343 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Consuela that sucks. Unbelievable.
Burrell - Mar 27, 2012 3:04:36 pm PDT #28344 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It is, by the way, a bad thing to seal your ducts with duct tape.
And here I thought there was nothing that couldn't be fixed by duct tape, but it turns out ducts not so much?
Oh Suela, your work. There's not enough Xanax in the world.
sarameg - Mar 27, 2012 3:13:25 pm PDT #28345 of 30001
GodDAMN, Consuela!
Once I realized the date, I knew it was the twin's bday. Happy FIFTH!!!!
For the longest time, that date was part of my password system.
I was a total rockstar today and knocked out two complicated scripts that will make my job a lot easier. It would be a lot faster if I didn't have to dust off my perl, oh, every damned time. But the thing is, while I might be good at plotting out how code should work, actual coding makes me a little manic...ok a lot, in a bad way, so I let long intervals go between execution. So I have to remind myself of the syntax all over again. Jack of all trades, master of none, that's me.
My poor officemate, though. He's had to put up with 3 days of muttering, violent typing and dramatic sighs of disgust.
JenP - Mar 27, 2012 3:15:10 pm PDT #28346 of 30001
Keep forgetting to wish Happy Birthday to Noah and Grace. Happy Birthday, Noah and Grace!
Consuela - Mar 27, 2012 3:21:50 pm PDT #28347 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I'm not that upset, because after all the bullshit about my own position, I didn't expect to make the list, and I really did knock out my application at the last minute.
But it's just so... symptomatic.
meara - Mar 27, 2012 3:22:54 pm PDT #28348 of 30001
Any chance if he gets the job, you can take HIS?
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 27, 2012 3:52:38 pm PDT #28349 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Maybe it's time to enlist?
Bonus, you'd get training in the use of assault weapons. Which might come in handy if the day comes that you just can't take the red tape anymore.
flea - Mar 27, 2012 3:56:42 pm PDT #28350 of 30001
information libertarian
I think the max age for enlistment is 38.