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Jesse - Mar 26, 2012 2:34:34 pm PDT #28182 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, Allyson -- definitely vote crashing.

Timing is key! I always play a song on iTunes that's in the range of 2:44. I remove the egg when the song is over.

OK, so I didn't have the water hot enough, because I cooked it three minutes. My point is, this was maybe my second poached egg ever.

DavidS - Mar 26, 2012 2:39:19 pm PDT #28183 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OK, so I didn't have the water hot enough,

I bring the water to a boil, then turn it down and swirl it before I drop in the egg.

Allyson - Mar 26, 2012 2:42:57 pm PDT #28184 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My dad called me into the office this morning to show me a bill for my student loans. I paid the first half. He's paying the second. This is the third lecture on how much I cost. Then my mother took me to the mall. I told her they've obviously spent enough and I don't want another fucking thing from them. This was the deal my father offered me when I went to school, that we'd split the bill. Happy birthday, Al. Here's your Ed loan and a guilt trip. I told him I'd be happy to pay it back if he never rubbed it in my face again. Why did I come here?

Consuela - Mar 26, 2012 2:43:07 pm PDT #28185 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Crash with friends, Allyson! Also, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday although it sounds like it's not. Maybe a day with the flea-family would improve things?

Allyson - Mar 26, 2012 2:47:51 pm PDT #28186 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Trying to find a way to escape without causing a scene. Thank you for the birthday wishes. Really means a thing. Kept me from being completely ragey.

DavidS - Mar 26, 2012 2:49:50 pm PDT #28187 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My dad called me into the office this morning to show me a bill for my student loans.

That's lame. Sorry Allyson's dad, but that's a parenting foul.

Suck it up and keep your word and quit bitching. You should have paid for the whole fucking college nut anyway.

Consuela - Mar 26, 2012 2:53:39 pm PDT #28188 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Definitely a parenting foul! Shame on him.

I don't know if this is cheering news, but apparently they've turned that Christian Bale movie Newsies into a Broadway show. And the dancing is apparently awesome.

askye - Mar 26, 2012 2:54:33 pm PDT #28189 of 30001

Thrive to spite them

Happy Birthday Allyson!

§ ita § - Mar 26, 2012 2:55:11 pm PDT #28190 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, no, Mr. Allyson, you don't get to do that. No takebacks in the educating-your-kids game, and NOT ON HER BIRTHDAY.

If you can get out, get out, and when you can come back to where we actually wish you a happy birthday, please do so.

Jesse - Mar 26, 2012 2:55:39 pm PDT #28191 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You should have paid for the whole fucking college nut anyway.

I don't know about that, but keep your deal! Sheesh.

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