Dang, send him my way! Not to marry, just to hire!
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Mar 19, 2012 6:28:44 pm PDT #27315 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2012 6:32:56 pm PDT #27316 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of things that get through a lot of people...I just noticed a Verizon ad with an Asian guy with a shopping bag with a blonde blue-eyed doll peeking out of it. Why is the doll peeking out of the bag? I mean, of all the things that could have been in his bag, why is it a doll of the stereotypical American beauty ideal that he's not part of, and his kids probably aren't either? It's...peculiar.
It's a bit more charged for me because I recognise the guy from a short film about fetishising sex partners (he was saying he'd never been with a black woman, and the black woman he gets with has the worst Asian stereotype fetish, involving demeaning costumes and everything). So I already think about him in conjunction with race issues.
It just seems...unnecessary.
But, hey! Race blind casting!
Though it would have rocked if it had been a little brown doll. Just saying. A blonde doll says nothing in the manner that says everything. Everything.
t /hypersensitivity, I know
sarameg - Mar 19, 2012 6:35:07 pm PDT #27317 of 30001
That is what all my single female friends on the block say. And I oblige. I'm a newbie, most of them have their guys and gals, but not all. Walt has no idea what Ednor Gardens can provide him in work...
le nubian - Mar 20, 2012 2:08:37 am PDT #27318 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
apparently there is a movement afoot to "knit your Congressman a vagina."
I don't knit, but I find this highly amusing.
The picture though is not a vagina, but a knit uterus.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2012 2:21:34 am PDT #27319 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Finally, the Bella's Womb Lady has found a practical application for her gifts!
sumi - Mar 20, 2012 4:12:11 am PDT #27320 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Yep, there is a group on Ravelry for Vagina knitters to gather.
Toddson - Mar 20, 2012 4:37:46 am PDT #27321 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In re misspelled signs - years ago I worked for a PR firm; it was long enough ago that there were no PowerPoint presentations, we had professionally prepared placards. Big ones - about two feet by three feet. We did the copy, sent them out. We were representing some group advocating butter rather than margarine, so the word "margarine" got used a LOT. When we got the placards - at the last minute, it being typical PR production - we discovered that the company had oh so helpfully gone through and corrected our spelling to "margerine". So, at the very last minute, we had to go through with white-out and a marker correcting their corrections.
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2012 5:11:49 am PDT #27322 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Vernal Equinox for those folks above the equator!
msbelle - Mar 20, 2012 5:16:11 am PDT #27323 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I want a handyman husband. I would also like the orb. second day of grey rainy yuck. At least the wind stopped overnight and the wether people say the rain will end this afternoon. WOULD LIKE ORB, OR BEDTIME.
I would also like to be taller and more toned and also a house cleaner, you know, while I'm being all whiny whiny wah wah wah.
Jesse - Mar 20, 2012 5:24:36 am PDT #27324 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It is beautiful here! But I'm pretty sure I won't get a good night's sleep until the generator around the corner is gone.