Holy crap. That new Amazon design is shit.
I feel like I'm shopping at JC Penney.
I don't expect my next book will find a publisher, and I'm unsure if it'll sell as a self-published ebook, but I am pretty sure that Amazon is giving me such creeps that I'd rather toss all the essays onto a website with a tip jar to panhandle for author pity donations than go through them to publish. Just as an aside that has nothing to do with the design.
Does anyone else have a hard time reading large chunks of text that have been force justified? WTH? Is my brain broken?
Beau writes all his letters justified and I raise Cain every single time. I told him it is hard to read.
He does not get it.
In the Related To Items You've Viewed section on Amazon's front page, they're recommending Power Ranger action figures.
When the hell was I looking at Power Rangers? I think someone here must be to blame.
Nora, you and Tom are the BEST. I didn't want to ask that of you, I feel like I ask for so much, but thank you for offering. I would love it if y'all could feed them tonight. I'm out of dry food, so the kitties just get wet. Frankie gets half a cup of dry and half a cup of wet, add warm water, let sit for a few minutes.
Warm water like, from the tap? Where does Frankie's food go down? He'll have been in the yard, so he won't need a walk, or will he?
We'll go there after we have a pint or 2 at the Avenue, probably around 7 or so.
If something really unlikely happens to you, does fake science mean you should buy a lottery ticket, or you should not bother, because you shot your wad?
I totally think the latter.
My fake science says buy the lottery ticket because you're on a streak.
Yeah, I think most fake-scientists would agree.
The streak is definitely the applicable piece of fake-science.
You used your unlikely up!
You guys are totally fake wrong.
