If something really unlikely happens to you, does fake science mean you should buy a lottery ticket, or you should not bother, because you shot your wad?
I totally think the latter.
My food is problematic.
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Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 11:27:57 am PDT #26851 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
-t - Mar 16, 2012 11:32:51 am PDT #26852 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My fake science says buy the lottery ticket because you're on a streak.
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2012 11:34:20 am PDT #26853 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, I think most fake-scientists would agree.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2012 11:35:00 am PDT #26854 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The streak is definitely the applicable piece of fake-science.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 11:50:34 am PDT #26855 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You used your unlikely up!
You guys are totally fake wrong.
Amy - Mar 16, 2012 11:52:55 am PDT #26856 of 30001
Because books.
I know we didn't discuss Kony 2012 much in here, but this is an interesting piece of schadenfreude.
Allyson - Mar 16, 2012 11:55:43 am PDT #26857 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I was going to post something to my facebook about donating to Doctors Without Borders in Uganda instead of this Kony thing because the charity aspect looks so...shady. But it seemed like I was being a holier-than-thou douchebag. So I didn't. BUT I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING NUTTY ABOUT THAT DUDE I JUST KNEW IT
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2012 11:57:50 am PDT #26858 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's also a connection between the Kony 2012 thing and Uganda's proposed "kill the gays" law.
Burrell - Mar 16, 2012 12:00:23 pm PDT #26859 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Whoa. That's not the best way to respond to publicity.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 12:01:21 pm PDT #26860 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Women need to masturbate in public more, or at least get prosecuted for it.
Okay, I think I've prepped as much as I can for my testing tomorrow. I can't think of anything else to do. Can I go...wait, dammit, downside of working from home. And I don't dare actually close my laptop...