I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Mar 16, 2012 11:05:44 am PDT #26847 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Does anyone else have a hard time reading large chunks of text that have been force justified? WTH? Is my brain broken?

Not just you.


le nubian - Mar 16, 2012 11:10:13 am PDT #26848 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Beau writes all his letters justified and I raise Cain every single time. I told him it is hard to read.

He does not get it.


shrift - Mar 16, 2012 11:11:12 am PDT #26849 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

In the Related To Items You've Viewed section on Amazon's front page, they're recommending Power Ranger action figures.

When the hell was I looking at Power Rangers? I think someone here must be to blame.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 16, 2012 11:11:52 am PDT #26850 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, you and Tom are the BEST. I didn't want to ask that of you, I feel like I ask for so much, but thank you for offering. I would love it if y'all could feed them tonight. I'm out of dry food, so the kitties just get wet. Frankie gets half a cup of dry and half a cup of wet, add warm water, let sit for a few minutes.

Warm water like, from the tap? Where does Frankie's food go down? He'll have been in the yard, so he won't need a walk, or will he?

We'll go there after we have a pint or 2 at the Avenue, probably around 7 or so.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 11:27:57 am PDT #26851 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If something really unlikely happens to you, does fake science mean you should buy a lottery ticket, or you should not bother, because you shot your wad?

I totally think the latter.


-t - Mar 16, 2012 11:32:51 am PDT #26852 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My fake science says buy the lottery ticket because you're on a streak.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2012 11:34:20 am PDT #26853 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I think most fake-scientists would agree.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2012 11:35:00 am PDT #26854 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The streak is definitely the applicable piece of fake-science.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 11:50:34 am PDT #26855 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You used your unlikely up!

You guys are totally fake wrong.


Amy - Mar 16, 2012 11:52:55 am PDT #26856 of 30001
Because books.

I know we didn't discuss Kony 2012 much in here, but this is an interesting piece of schadenfreude.