WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CUT YOUR NAILS IN YOUR CUBE, COWORKER?!?!?!?
Are you volunteering your cube?
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Oct 05, 2011 4:41:40 am PDT #265 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:42:23 am PDT #266 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am not, but thank you for the reminder that it could always be worse?
Sue - Oct 05, 2011 4:46:00 am PDT #267 of 30001
hip deep in pie
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CUT YOUR NAILS IN YOUR CUBE, COWORKER?!?!?!?
Oh god. Last night I was sitting across the bus from a man and a woman, who I assumed were father/daughter until some inappropriate touching occurred. Then she got out a manicure set and first, trimmed a couple of HIS nails with a clipper. Then she started plucking his very bushy eyebrows!!! WTF!!!
billytea - Oct 05, 2011 4:50:52 am PDT #268 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh god. Last night I was sitting across the bus from a man and a woman, who I assumed were father/daughter until some inappropriate touching occurred. Then she got out a manicure set and first, trimmed a couple of HIS nails with a clipper. Then she started plucking his very bushy eyebrows!!! WTF!!!
I am imagining her intoning "He loves me, he loves me not" as she works.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2011 4:53:13 am PDT #269 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Perhaps they are grooming exhibitionists....
Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:54:50 am PDT #270 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's the worst.
Toddson - Oct 05, 2011 5:05:26 am PDT #271 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I was once on the bus and a woman was on with a girl. At some point, the woman got the girl in a headlock and seemed to be trying to pull out a loose tooth. (shudder)
msbelle - Oct 05, 2011 5:16:25 am PDT #272 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.
Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 5:18:43 am PDT #273 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, that's the worst.
billytea - Oct 05, 2011 5:32:29 am PDT #274 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.
Is it just me, or does that sound like a Toby Keith song?