Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 5:18:43 am PDT #273 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, that's the worst.


billytea - Oct 05, 2011 5:32:29 am PDT #274 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.

Is it just me, or does that sound like a Toby Keith song?


ChiKat - Oct 05, 2011 5:38:59 am PDT #275 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do people shop at Marshall's or TJ Maxx?

Only for house stuff. Their plus size clothing selection is teeny and made for 80 year olds.

clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.

I totally saw a girl put her foot up on the seat in front of her (she was in a front facing seat and put her foot on a middle facing seat directly in front of her) to clip her toenails. And she was wearing a skirt. And white underwear. At least she WAS wearing underwear.


Ginger - Oct 05, 2011 5:46:59 am PDT #276 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Wasn't someone in the market for a glass skull candle holder? [link]


le nubian - Oct 05, 2011 5:49:05 am PDT #277 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

around here, that's like asking if someone is in the market for eggs.

Or shoes.


SuziQ - Oct 05, 2011 6:06:51 am PDT #278 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Their plus size clothing selection is teeny and made for 80 year olds.

My TJMaxx is very inconsistent with their plus size selections. Sometimes there is absolutely nothing but then there will be times where there is a good selection. I don't know if the good stuff just sells out fast or if they only get good stuff once in a blue moon.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2011 6:22:26 am PDT #279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So who's wearing boots? Hmm?


sumi - Oct 05, 2011 6:22:52 am PDT #280 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Not me.


Amy - Oct 05, 2011 6:23:57 am PDT #281 of 30001
Because books.

I'm wearing slippers.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2011 6:26:50 am PDT #282 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You people. Useless.