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This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'

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billytea - Oct 05, 2011 4:50:52 am PDT #268 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh god. Last night I was sitting across the bus from a man and a woman, who I assumed were father/daughter until some inappropriate touching occurred. Then she got out a manicure set and first, trimmed a couple of HIS nails with a clipper. Then she started plucking his very bushy eyebrows!!! WTF!!!

I am imagining her intoning "He loves me, he loves me not" as she works.

tommyrot - Oct 05, 2011 4:53:13 am PDT #269 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps they are grooming exhibitionists....

Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:54:50 am PDT #270 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's the worst.

Toddson - Oct 05, 2011 5:05:26 am PDT #271 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was once on the bus and a woman was on with a girl. At some point, the woman got the girl in a headlock and seemed to be trying to pull out a loose tooth. (shudder)

msbelle - Oct 05, 2011 5:16:25 am PDT #272 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.

Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 5:18:43 am PDT #273 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, that's the worst.

billytea - Oct 05, 2011 5:32:29 am PDT #274 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.

Is it just me, or does that sound like a Toby Keith song?

ChiKat - Oct 05, 2011 5:38:59 am PDT #275 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do people shop at Marshall's or TJ Maxx?

Only for house stuff. Their plus size clothing selection is teeny and made for 80 year olds.

clipping toe nails on the subway. just sayin.

I totally saw a girl put her foot up on the seat in front of her (she was in a front facing seat and put her foot on a middle facing seat directly in front of her) to clip her toenails. And she was wearing a skirt. And white underwear. At least she WAS wearing underwear.

Ginger - Oct 05, 2011 5:46:59 am PDT #276 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Wasn't someone in the market for a glass skull candle holder? [link]

le nubian - Oct 05, 2011 5:49:05 am PDT #277 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

around here, that's like asking if someone is in the market for eggs.

Or shoes.

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