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Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 2:36:24 am PDT #262 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Are you going to take her to the doctor, Theo? You're a goo daughter.

Do people shop at Marshall's or TJ Maxx? I tried to shop in a Ross a few years ago, and it freaked me out. There was no organisation. It might as well have been goodwill, just with significantly less chance of finding something cool.

Yeah, although at least things are organized by size at TJ's, as opposed to by color at the Goodwill. And what everyone said about housewares and etc.

Jessica - Oct 05, 2011 4:01:46 am PDT #263 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't have the patience or the time to shop at Marshall's - I need a store where I can go directly to WOMENS:DRESSES (or whatever) and see right away if they have the thing I'm looking for. I can't be bothered to browse through seventeen different racks.

Brenda, I missed the window for reading your post, but I hope things let up soon for you.

Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:38:39 am PDT #264 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CUT YOUR NAILS IN YOUR CUBE, COWORKER?!?!?!?

::shudder::

billytea - Oct 05, 2011 4:41:40 am PDT #265 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CUT YOUR NAILS IN YOUR CUBE, COWORKER?!?!?!?

Are you volunteering your cube?

Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:42:23 am PDT #266 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am not, but thank you for the reminder that it could always be worse?

Sue - Oct 05, 2011 4:46:00 am PDT #267 of 30001
hip deep in pie

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CUT YOUR NAILS IN YOUR CUBE, COWORKER?!?!?!?

Oh god. Last night I was sitting across the bus from a man and a woman, who I assumed were father/daughter until some inappropriate touching occurred. Then she got out a manicure set and first, trimmed a couple of HIS nails with a clipper. Then she started plucking his very bushy eyebrows!!! WTF!!!

billytea - Oct 05, 2011 4:50:52 am PDT #268 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh god. Last night I was sitting across the bus from a man and a woman, who I assumed were father/daughter until some inappropriate touching occurred. Then she got out a manicure set and first, trimmed a couple of HIS nails with a clipper. Then she started plucking his very bushy eyebrows!!! WTF!!!

I am imagining her intoning "He loves me, he loves me not" as she works.

tommyrot - Oct 05, 2011 4:53:13 am PDT #269 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps they are grooming exhibitionists....

Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 4:54:50 am PDT #270 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's the worst.

Toddson - Oct 05, 2011 5:05:26 am PDT #271 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was once on the bus and a woman was on with a girl. At some point, the woman got the girl in a headlock and seemed to be trying to pull out a loose tooth. (shudder)

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