Skinks and tree frogs don't sew. I'm sure some Vulcans must sew, but they do it dispassionately and without blood loss.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2012 4:10:45 pm PST #9081 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sean K - Mar 04, 2012 4:24:25 pm PST #9082 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
nobody knows what that is.
omnis, billytea. billytea, omnis.
billytea knows what everything is. Or at least many, many, many, many things. Animal things.
Steph L. - Mar 04, 2012 4:36:33 pm PST #9083 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
billytea knows what everything is.
AND knows why it's cool to be that thing.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2012 4:54:07 pm PST #9084 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
One of my favorite billytea memories was paddling around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with him, while Emmett asked him about the most poisonous creature in every phylum.
smonster - Mar 04, 2012 4:59:55 pm PST #9085 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
AND knows why it's cool to be that thing.
And that's why billytea is cool.
I can't find my ATM card. Blecch. Last time I used it was Wednesday to buy gas. I hope it's just in my car somewhere - I've checked all the pockets of what I was wearing, and my backpack, and my wallet. And the drawer where I put it at home. Not gonna freak about it, it'll turn up.
I'm definitely having anxiety about work tomorrow, but I'm trying to just be with it and not fight it. Still taking half a Xanax before bed, though.
WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2012 5:00:13 pm PST #9086 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
One of my favorite billytea memories was paddling around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with him, while Emmett asked him about the most poisonous creature in every phylum.
I'm not sure who is more awesome in this scene - Emmett or billytea.
WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2012 5:01:39 pm PST #9087 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
smonster, good luck and a bit of ~ma in finding that bank card.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2012 5:03:33 pm PST #9088 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not sure who is more awesome in this scene - Emmett or billytea.
Heh. Well, Emmett wasn't that precise. He'd just ask, "So what's the most poisonous snake," and billytea would go through all the options and expand out to reptiles and beyond.
Also, included in that conversation: all the many senses that animals have beyond our five.
billytea - Mar 04, 2012 5:06:21 pm PST #9089 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Heh. Well, Emmett wasn't that precise. He'd just ask, "So what's the most poisonous snake," and billytea would go through all the options and expand out to reptiles and beyond.
That was a good day. I'm looking forward to having such conversations with Ryan.
Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2012 5:12:10 pm PST #9090 of 30001
brillig
I'm looking forward to having such conversations with Ryan.
"Daddy? What can kill me right where we're standing?"
"Well, Ryan, that lizard over there is poisonous, that plant over there will kill you if you eat it, and that snake by your foot would have you dead as a doornail before you hit the ground. Isn't it gorgeous?"
"Cool!"
He is billytea's son after all.
edit: And they live in Australia, God's Testing Lab for Shit That will Fuck You Up.