We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2012 2:37:53 pm PST #9071 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

takes notes. "blood = stop"


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 2:42:45 pm PST #9072 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

takes notes. "blood = stop"

Unless of course you bleed green, in which case it's "full steam ahead baby!". If your sewing machine is steam-powered.

If you bleed amber, I can't help you.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2012 2:51:12 pm PST #9073 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wait, then she'd be Vulcan!


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 3:02:58 pm PST #9074 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wait, then she'd be Vulcan!

Or a green tree skink.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2012 3:08:32 pm PST #9075 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 3:24:07 pm PST #9076 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???

It does however have the advantage of being an actual creature.


Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2012 3:32:17 pm PST #9077 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???

No. But I can do the hand thing, and lift one eyebrow. Is that close enough?

I don't want to be a skink, billytea. I'm sorry.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2012 3:35:14 pm PST #9078 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha! Of course Vulcans are true. They are on TV and in movies! And they have a rubber proccessing named after them. Duh!

(Oh no, I sound like one of the comment strings in bad websites)

Tongue firm in cheek! in case ya didn't already guess that.


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 4:00:48 pm PST #9079 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't want to be a skink, billytea. I'm sorry.

You could be a Cambodian frog instead. You have options, is what I'm saying.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2012 4:04:05 pm PST #9080 of 30001
brillig

Be warned, though, if you ever find yourself working in a sewing factory, management gets cranky if they have to throw out a bundle of shirts because one of the sewing machine operators bled all over it. Oh, and they hate dealing with workman's comp stuff.

(I was coughing up lint for a couple of years after my summer stints in the shirt factory. The women who wore dust masks were considered freaks. I saw neither Vulcans or skinks.)