Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2012 5:00:13 pm PST #9086 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

One of my favorite billytea memories was paddling around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with him, while Emmett asked him about the most poisonous creature in every phylum.

I'm not sure who is more awesome in this scene - Emmett or billytea.


WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2012 5:01:39 pm PST #9087 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

smonster, good luck and a bit of ~ma in finding that bank card.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2012 5:03:33 pm PST #9088 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure who is more awesome in this scene - Emmett or billytea.

Heh. Well, Emmett wasn't that precise. He'd just ask, "So what's the most poisonous snake," and billytea would go through all the options and expand out to reptiles and beyond.

Also, included in that conversation: all the many senses that animals have beyond our five.


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 5:06:21 pm PST #9089 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heh. Well, Emmett wasn't that precise. He'd just ask, "So what's the most poisonous snake," and billytea would go through all the options and expand out to reptiles and beyond.

That was a good day. I'm looking forward to having such conversations with Ryan.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2012 5:12:10 pm PST #9090 of 30001
brillig

I'm looking forward to having such conversations with Ryan.

"Daddy? What can kill me right where we're standing?"

"Well, Ryan, that lizard over there is poisonous, that plant over there will kill you if you eat it, and that snake by your foot would have you dead as a doornail before you hit the ground. Isn't it gorgeous?"

"Cool!"

He is billytea's son after all.

edit: And they live in Australia, God's Testing Lab for Shit That will Fuck You Up.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2012 5:14:40 pm PST #9091 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also, included in that conversation: all the many senses that animals have beyond our five.

Survival not being one of them, if my house is any indication.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2012 5:17:57 pm PST #9092 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Survival not being one of them, if my house is any indication.

They were mesmerized by your magnetic polarity.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2012 5:30:07 pm PST #9093 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's about as good as anything I've come up with.

(For those not in Natter - I have a very rules-oriented dog who appears to have decided that the new rule is "I [dog] am not allowed to eat out of my food bowl" and therefore is cobbling together a near-starvation diet from post-walk treats and certain things that happen to fall on the floor..)


Toddson - Mar 04, 2012 5:37:04 pm PST #9094 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Is she, perhaps, waiting for you to break out the six-piece Limoges place setting? or maybe she'd be happier eating off the floor?

And I think that if you want to know about the most poisonous anything, it's probably in Australia.


Toddson - Mar 04, 2012 5:37:05 pm PST #9095 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"