Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2012 3:08:32 pm PST #9075 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 3:24:07 pm PST #9076 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???

It does however have the advantage of being an actual creature.


Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2012 3:32:17 pm PST #9077 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

nobody knows what that is. And it doesn't sound nearly as cool as she being a Vulcan! Dude! Zen, do you have transporter technology???

No. But I can do the hand thing, and lift one eyebrow. Is that close enough?

I don't want to be a skink, billytea. I'm sorry.


omnis_audis - Mar 04, 2012 3:35:14 pm PST #9078 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha! Of course Vulcans are true. They are on TV and in movies! And they have a rubber proccessing named after them. Duh!

(Oh no, I sound like one of the comment strings in bad websites)

Tongue firm in cheek! in case ya didn't already guess that.


billytea - Mar 04, 2012 4:00:48 pm PST #9079 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't want to be a skink, billytea. I'm sorry.

You could be a Cambodian frog instead. You have options, is what I'm saying.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2012 4:04:05 pm PST #9080 of 30001
brillig

Be warned, though, if you ever find yourself working in a sewing factory, management gets cranky if they have to throw out a bundle of shirts because one of the sewing machine operators bled all over it. Oh, and they hate dealing with workman's comp stuff.

(I was coughing up lint for a couple of years after my summer stints in the shirt factory. The women who wore dust masks were considered freaks. I saw neither Vulcans or skinks.)


Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2012 4:10:45 pm PST #9081 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Skinks and tree frogs don't sew. I'm sure some Vulcans must sew, but they do it dispassionately and without blood loss.


Sean K - Mar 04, 2012 4:24:25 pm PST #9082 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

nobody knows what that is.

omnis, billytea. billytea, omnis.

billytea knows what everything is. Or at least many, many, many, many things. Animal things.


Steph L. - Mar 04, 2012 4:36:33 pm PST #9083 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

billytea knows what everything is.

AND knows why it's cool to be that thing.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2012 4:54:07 pm PST #9084 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One of my favorite billytea memories was paddling around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with him, while Emmett asked him about the most poisonous creature in every phylum.