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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Feb 26, 2012 7:18:45 pm PST #8648 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

TP from the top, it's easier to find the end.

Bed gets "made" on sheet cleaning day which isn't often enough.

My sister will leave a kitchen cabinet/drawer open to remind herself to put something away. Except when she runs out of something... Then it's hazard zone in the kitchen.


ChiKat - Feb 26, 2012 7:25:28 pm PST #8649 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I always do over. To the point that if I am at someone's house, and it's under, I change it. I don't know what's wrong with me.

OMG, Vortex. I do the same thing. I am not alone in my strangeness!!


Ginger - Feb 26, 2012 7:26:27 pm PST #8650 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

OMG, Vortex. I do the same thing.

Me too, AIFG.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2012 7:40:15 pm PST #8651 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am not alone in my strangeness!!

Buffistas. You are not alone in your strangeness.


omnis_audis - Feb 26, 2012 7:44:32 pm PST #8652 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am not alone in my strangeness!!
I suppose if you click around enough on the Internet, you will find someone to share your strangeness. Seems we are lucky that we have a good bunch of strange folk in here that cover most bases.

::squishes my strange Bitches::


Laga - Feb 26, 2012 7:53:46 pm PST #8653 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have a friend who, if you switched her TP from under to over, her cat would unroll the whole roll.


Atropa - Feb 26, 2012 8:07:41 pm PST #8654 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

...no, seriously, what's in his cabinets? Jillifonts?

Um, it's not unheard of. Yes, we store our glasses upside down.

I tuck strangers' tags in all the time. I validate you people!

Today the StuntHusband came over and recorded 2 radio shows with me. Having someone else to bounce of of made it SO much easier.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2012 8:22:04 pm PST #8655 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Today the StuntHusband came over and recorded 2 radio shows with me. Having someone else to bounce of of made it SO much easier.

Yay! This is why "morning show" hosts always work in pairs or groups.


Shir - Feb 26, 2012 10:28:11 pm PST #8656 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Sail, I'm so sorry to hear about Tucker. I also completely understand your reasons not to let people know about it here or over the phone.

Also, congrats to buffistas on weight loss!


Shir - Feb 26, 2012 11:25:47 pm PST #8657 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dear roommate:

No, you will not be "concerned of the possibility" that you'll get a job offer in Tel Aviv and start immediately, leaving me without a roommate, with a place to show other potential renters and looking for a new place for myself, all by myself.

You will fix a schedule and let me know in advance if such a thing will happen, because I will not pay for your rent. This is not one of the things where saying "I'm sorry" and make a cute face will get you out of it, especially not with me, who hates this getting cute practice to begin with.

Love you to a certain "oh don't even start" limit,
Me