I hear you're less likely to get bedbugs if you don't make the bed.

Fruit Police, I have eaten an orange, as part of my new Eat A Plant Every Day policy. Leo the cat is staring at me with his face all scrunched up, thinking, "Isn't that the dreadful smell she rubs all over the floor sometimes? Is she eating floor cleaner?"

if you put the TP under, it is less likely to have the paper go out of control when you have to spin the thing.

I always do "under."

Thanks, everyone.

Andi, have you ever read the Fat Nutritionist's website?

Haven't poked around at her website, but I do see her posts in the Fat-O-Sphere blog-roll feed (or however it should be called).

Leo the cat is staring at me with his face all scrunched up, thinking, "Isn't that the dreadful smell she rubs all over the floor sometimes? Is she eating floor cleaner?"

That's right up there with, "Why are you taking your fur off?" when there's a cat present while one is changing clothes.

and don't forget the alarmed look when you go into the water

Cats everywhere. Gray Cat sacked out on the couch, Leo holding court from the top tier of the cat tree, and Percy batting at Patio Cat Sammie through the window. They make me happier than any boyfriend or girlfriend ever has, and that's pathetic.

I always do over. To the point that if I am at someone's house, and it's under, I change it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I will also tuck someone's tag in, even if I don't know them.

Vortex, as someone who often has a tag hanging out,thanks.

I will also tuck someone's tag in, even if I don't know them.

I have had strangers do this to me on occasion (although these days I mostly do tagless/remove the tags), and I actually appreciate it to the point of saying thanks every time.

I put the glasses upside down because I did have Jillifonts and worse in my cabinets. A little dust I can wipe off, but unspecified critter detritus I would rather not have to deal with. Not an issue in this house but I still do it.