I always do over. To the point that if I am at someone's house, and it's under, I change it. I don't know what's wrong with me.

OMG, Vortex. I do the same thing. I am not alone in my strangeness!!

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OMG, Vortex. I do the same thing.

Me too, AIFG.

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I am not alone in my strangeness!!

Buffistas. You are not alone in your strangeness.

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I am not alone in my strangeness!!

I suppose if you click around enough on the Internet, you will find someone to share your strangeness. Seems we are lucky that we have a good bunch of strange folk in here that cover most bases.

::squishes my strange Bitches::

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I have a friend who, if you switched her TP from under to over, her cat would unroll the whole roll.

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...no, seriously, what's in his cabinets? Jillifonts?

Um, it's not unheard of. Yes, we store our glasses upside down.

I tuck strangers' tags in all the time. I validate you people!

Today the StuntHusband came over and recorded 2 radio shows with me. Having someone else to bounce of of made it SO much easier.

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Today the StuntHusband came over and recorded 2 radio shows with me. Having someone else to bounce of of made it SO much easier.

Yay! This is why "morning show" hosts always work in pairs or groups.

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Sail, I'm so sorry to hear about Tucker. I also completely understand your reasons not to let people know about it here or over the phone.

Also, congrats to buffistas on weight loss!

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Dear roommate:

No, you will not be "concerned of the possibility" that you'll get a job offer in Tel Aviv and start immediately, leaving me without a roommate, with a place to show other potential renters and looking for a new place for myself, all by myself.

You will fix a schedule and let me know in advance if such a thing will happen, because I will not pay for your rent. This is not one of the things where saying "I'm sorry" and make a cute face will get you out of it, especially not with me, who hates this getting cute practice to begin with.

Love you to a certain "oh don't even start" limit,
Me

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Maria, Ginger, Aims, ChiKat, I just want to wrap the four of you up in a soft, fuzzy blanket and feed you still-warm chocolate pudding. Okay yes, I generally want to do that to any 4 Bitches in a given moment, but I want to do it more for you four, right now.

Also? My time away from B.org has left me constantly wanting to "Like" or "+1" everybody else's posts.

Everybody here should consider themselves to be constantly Liked and +1ed by me.

EDIT: Unless you find that cloyingly oppressive. In which case, I respect your boundaries.

Right. Right? Right!

Pfft. I'm old school. We were around a long time before FB. Use your words. That's what we're made of.

Hec, my words are all spent right now, so I'm just sitting here, giving you the thumbs up. Is it in an Aims way? Only the Shadow knows.

Apropos of everything and nothing, all at the same time, I keep thinking about you, billytea. And no, not that way. But I keep thinking about how many of us are in so much pain right now, and how a few years ago, that was you. And now you're a daddy, and a husband and your life if full of love. What I'm saying is, you're Buffista hope, personified.

The SO wants to put a jacuzzi in and I want a woodfired ofuro, but think either is unlikely. Well, mine is downright impossible, but you can't tell the heart what it wants.

And now I know I'm at b.org, because I have to go Google something.

Last night I dreamed I visited Jilli in her mansion/castle! And there was a zombie attack! Only, the zombie attack wasn't very serious. You just had to poke at the zombies with a pointed stick, and keep them far enough away so they wouldn't bite you. The zombies would eventually get better. Jilli wasn't phased by any of this, while the zombie attack was going on, she was putting on a puppet show.

There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place...

If any Buffistas have a hot tub or a big whirpool bath, pay for my travel and I will clean your house or other tasks, as long as I can spend two hours a night in your hot tub/bath with a bottle of wine. MMMK?

Erin (I think -- I ganked this off of a quote in someone else's post, but I saw the original -- I think it's Erin...)

You realize there are Buffistas counting their pennies right now. The thing is, they want to make sure they can watch you drinking wine in the tub, because...they're Buffistas.

So anyhow, when did ita add the [space] bang to her name?

I keep waiting for technicians to say he'd get better results not keeping his head up there, too, but, you know, dang managed care.

Oh erika's father. You're so...you.

Went and saw baby nephew today, who is now 22 and babe nephew. He looks so much like Scott, when Scott & I first met. He lives in Georgia and is an U.S. Army Ranger. He's a month out from his third deployment in Afghanistan. He and his girl took the train up to Boston and came to s-i-l's house for dinner, today. Before his first deployment, his sister accidentally poked him in the eye, and his tour was delayed for a month or two. I suggested to the girl, that she poke him in the eye. She admitted she was considering cutting off his big toe. I suggested lesser toes -- for the balance issues. Then the action hero nephew mention one of the men in his company is missing a leg. WTF? Missing a leg doesn't get you out of active duty???!!!

My only opinion regarding the toilet paper is if you use up the roll, you put on a new one, but I don't care which way you do it.

This is what happens to wives and mothers. I mean, over is my preference, because I am right thinking, but these days, I'm so happy (continued...)

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