Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Feb 24, 2012 10:52:24 pm PST #8476 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

mearaing:

Obersturmmalawachführer

Love this.

Messing with Nazi ranks is something quite common among feminazis here. Or, well, just with me and my friends. There's one friend I nicknamed Obersturmsweetheartführer. Another is Reichsführerbabe. (warning: that's what gazillions of hours of holocaust indoctrination might do to one. Also, no porn intended).

Which reminds me. I saw a kitler this week. Her owners taught her to raise her front paw to the order of sieg heil. That kept me occupied for 20 minutes.


omnis_audis - Feb 25, 2012 1:18:17 am PST #8477 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Trying to stay present in bitches. Fell a few days behind there. Been a bit stressful, but last night I saw the dance concert, and somehow it pushed the reset button on my stress levels. Most unusual. Never had that before. But I'll take it!! Thank you arts!

{{{ Maria }}} lots of wise words have been said, so I'll just nod and agree. You are in my thoughts.

Health~ma to all that needs it.

There was more, but I'm too tired to recall it all.


DebetEsse - Feb 25, 2012 2:16:29 am PST #8478 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, pants.

I was planning on doing the 2-hour drive to go to the memorial for someone from my Fort Wayne church, but my knees are still achy (I was hoping that they'd get over it overnight), so it's probably not a good idea.


sj - Feb 25, 2012 4:32:54 am PST #8479 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Maria}}} I'm sorry that the in-laws are being difficult. Loss often brings out the worst in people.

{{{Jilli}}} Feel better.

We're waiting to hear back from the seller on the fixes we want made, but in the meantime they have had another offer on the house for more money.


Strix - Feb 25, 2012 4:41:59 am PST #8480 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

DAMN IT, sj!


sj - Feb 25, 2012 4:51:43 am PST #8481 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Erin. We're still hoping they would rather re-negotiate with us than start again with a new buyer who will also have an inspection and probably find the same problems we did. But between having to use my inhaler several times yesterday because of the cleaning chemicals, the resulting anxiety attack, and then this news right before bed, I did not sleep well last night and sort of want to curl up in a ball and never answer the phone again.


Laga - Feb 25, 2012 5:31:53 am PST #8482 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ugh sj. Here's hoping you get some good news today.


le nubian - Feb 25, 2012 6:06:56 am PST #8483 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

jeeze, sj. I hope this shit gets resolved quickly.

FWIW, Method cleaners are the only ones that do not send me gagging (the Method clear cleaners). Fat lot of good that will do for you now.


SailAweigh - Feb 25, 2012 6:11:59 am PST #8484 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{sj}} Hoping for good news and reduced stress levels! Ugh, if only we could order houses online through Amazon.


sj - Feb 25, 2012 6:27:24 am PST #8485 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

FWIW, Method cleaners are the only ones that do not send me gagging (the Method clear cleaners). Fat lot of good that will do for you now.

We use vinegar and water in our house and magic erasers. This wasn't our place but the new place which had been extreme cleaned before we got there and I had to spend 3 hours there feeling like crap the whole time.