No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Feb 21, 2012 8:27:45 am PST #8082 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks for the kind words, all. I am still sitting on a friend's couch snuggling her dog. I need to go home soon to shower and prep for auditions tonight. Part of me wants to be home, but I know it won't be home without Mickey.


Steph L. - Feb 21, 2012 8:31:27 am PST #8083 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Ain't no cute drunk girls chasing me, I tell you what.

You gots to get yourself to NOLA!


le nubian - Feb 21, 2012 8:33:43 am PST #8084 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Ain't no cute drunk girls chasing me, I tell you what.

oh I laughed long and hard at this.


erikaj - Feb 21, 2012 8:38:27 am PST #8085 of 30001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Maybe it's the feathers.


Laura - Feb 21, 2012 9:41:40 am PST #8086 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Speaking of feathers, some really lovely pictures here - [link]

eta: some serious boobage about 3/4 of the way down. Work alert.


Strix - Feb 21, 2012 9:50:21 am PST #8087 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I did it. I have an appt. 3/6 to get Arthur's balls chopped off. About damned time. Poor guy. But it'll be better for you, I know.

FWIW, Arthur is, of course, my dog.


smonster - Feb 21, 2012 9:54:12 am PST #8088 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

amych, thanks for the link. Too drunk to drop the knowledge.


Shir - Feb 21, 2012 10:00:39 am PST #8089 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

sj, congrats!

And also, {{smonster}}.

I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. But at least I'm not alone? Sorry to hear other orgistas had the same problem last night.


omnis_audis - Feb 21, 2012 10:19:54 am PST #8090 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

For a second there, my brain saw that as orgyists, and I was jealous.

Get some restful sleep, Shir. Dream of the Doctor!!


Typo Boy - Feb 21, 2012 10:42:08 am PST #8091 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. But at least I'm not alone?

For a moment I read that as "Shir is not going to bed alone. she has someone with her. Go, Shir!" But then reading comprehension set in...