Ain't no cute drunk girls chasing me, I tell you what.
oh I laughed long and hard at this.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
le nubian - Feb 21, 2012 8:33:43 am PST #8084 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
erikaj - Feb 21, 2012 8:38:27 am PST #8085 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Maybe it's the feathers.
Laura - Feb 21, 2012 9:41:40 am PST #8086 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Speaking of feathers, some really lovely pictures here - [link]
eta: some serious boobage about 3/4 of the way down. Work alert.
Strix - Feb 21, 2012 9:50:21 am PST #8087 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I did it. I have an appt. 3/6 to get Arthur's balls chopped off. About damned time. Poor guy. But it'll be better for you, I know.
FWIW, Arthur is, of course, my dog.
smonster - Feb 21, 2012 9:54:12 am PST #8088 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
amych, thanks for the link. Too drunk to drop the knowledge.
Shir - Feb 21, 2012 10:00:39 am PST #8089 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
sj, congrats!
And also, {{smonster}}.
I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. But at least I'm not alone? Sorry to hear other orgistas had the same problem last night.
omnis_audis - Feb 21, 2012 10:19:54 am PST #8090 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
For a second there, my brain saw that as orgyists, and I was jealous.
Get some restful sleep, Shir. Dream of the Doctor!!
Typo Boy - Feb 21, 2012 10:42:08 am PST #8091 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. But at least I'm not alone?
For a moment I read that as "Shir is not going to bed alone. she has someone with her. Go, Shir!" But then reading comprehension set in...
omnis_audis - Feb 21, 2012 11:14:21 am PST #8092 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
A snuggle buddy would help.
smonster - Feb 21, 2012 2:48:23 pm PST #8093 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sweet dreams, Shir.