Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Feb 15, 2012 9:27:00 pm PST #7559 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

will have the same city view to south and mountain view

Nice!

Oh, and omnis - got your lovely email, just didn't have the time to reply yet. Sorry.


omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2012 11:33:56 pm PST #7560 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

::keys jingle as I walk the halls making the rounds::

So? Is it wrong that I have a little crush on Jon Stewart? I mean, I know he has an army of writers that help make him look so smart. But. But. Well, there, I've said it. If only I was a zombie, then I could totally eat his brains, and it'd be ok.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2012 11:59:13 pm PST #7561 of 30001
What is even happening?

bonny, did something happen to Bartleby (Bartlby?)?


Shir - Feb 16, 2012 12:06:29 am PST #7562 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Very sadly, Cindy, yes. Here are bonny's posts on this: bonny fides "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Dec 22, 2011 12:35:47 am PST


Calli - Feb 16, 2012 1:07:07 am PST #7563 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Nice views, Omnis!


Hil R. - Feb 16, 2012 3:47:08 am PST #7564 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This is weird. I just got this message on OKCupid. It says the message was sent at 2 this morning, and that the account isn't active anymore.

Hey there! So, I'm giving you a heads up here - This is going to be the most amazing, brash, bold, romantic, potentially-laughable-but-totally-serious, heartfelt message you're ever going to get on this site, so here goes nothing. Unlike most guys on this site, I'm not a boorish, dimwitted, sex-obsessed tool, and as such, I am a gentleman who values chivalry, honesty, and love. Your profile piqued my interest an exorbitant amount! I find it to be very honest and informative, and also lovely and sweet. Furthermore, and I apologize for being so forward, but I think you're a breathtakingly beautiful, intelligent, smart, funny, super-awesome lady, and I can tell we would have a ton in common and hit it off on a deep, esoteric, super kick butt sort of way! So, if the thought of a tall, goofy, obviously nerdy, kind, honest, chivalrous, loving barefoot poet is appealing to you, then please message me back!


le nubian - Feb 16, 2012 3:50:00 am PST #7565 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

hmm.

red flag, red flag, red flag

sounds like that was spammed to hundreds of people.


Shir - Feb 16, 2012 4:05:41 am PST #7566 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Take me, Nigerian prince, take me hard!

(Disclaimer: I have close to zero knowledge or experience with or about OK Cupid).


Toddson - Feb 16, 2012 4:06:46 am PST #7567 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I saw a picture of a sign outside a liquor store:

Happy Valentines Day!
blah blah blah
drink


Kate P. - Feb 16, 2012 5:41:00 am PST #7568 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

sounds like that was spammed to hundreds of people.

Yeah, I got the same vibe.

I just took a phone call from someone who accused me of being rude when I told her that we need a lead time of three months in order to consider a book for review, and that thus we wouldn't be able to review her children's book that just came out from a press I'd never heard of (that Google indicates may be a scam anyway), despite the fact that she had just had "benign cancer" and had been unable to promote the book ahead of time. I know it was a ridiculous thing for her to say, but dammit, I don't like being called rude when I was, in fact, very polite to her! Grr.