This is weird. I just got this message on OKCupid. It says the message was sent at 2 this morning, and that the account isn't active anymore.
Hey there! So, I'm giving you a heads up here - This is going to be the most amazing, brash, bold, romantic, potentially-laughable-but-totally-serious, heartfelt message you're ever going to get on this site, so here goes nothing. Unlike most guys on this site, I'm not a boorish, dimwitted, sex-obsessed tool, and as such, I am a gentleman who values chivalry, honesty, and love. Your profile piqued my interest an exorbitant amount! I find it to be very honest and informative, and also lovely and sweet. Furthermore, and I apologize for being so forward, but I think you're a breathtakingly beautiful, intelligent, smart, funny, super-awesome lady, and I can tell we would have a ton in common and hit it off on a deep, esoteric, super kick butt sort of way! So, if the thought of a tall, goofy, obviously nerdy, kind, honest, chivalrous, loving barefoot poet is appealing to you, then please message me back!
hmm.
red flag, red flag, red flag
sounds like that was spammed to hundreds of people.
Take me, Nigerian prince, take me hard!
(Disclaimer: I have close to zero knowledge or experience with or about OK Cupid).
I saw a picture of a sign outside a liquor store:
Happy Valentines Day!
blah blah blah
drink
sounds like that was spammed to hundreds of people.
Yeah, I got the same vibe.
I just took a phone call from someone who accused me of being rude when I told her that we need a lead time of three months in order to consider a book for review, and that thus we wouldn't be able to review her children's book that just came out from a press I'd never heard of (that Google indicates may be a scam anyway), despite the fact that she had just had "benign cancer" and had been unable to promote the book ahead of time. I know it was a ridiculous thing for her to say, but dammit, I don't like being called rude when I was, in fact, very polite to her! Grr.
The inspection today has to go well if only because it is one step closer to getting away from my upstairs neighbors.
Everything crossed for you, sj!!
I just took a phone call from someone who accused me of being rude when I told her that we need a lead time of three months in order to consider a book for review, and that thus we wouldn't be able to review her children's book that just came out from a press I'd never heard of (that Google indicates may be a scam anyway), despite the fact that she had just had "benign cancer" and had been unable to promote the book ahead of time. I know it was a ridiculous thing for her to say, but dammit, I don't like being called rude when I was, in fact, very polite to her! Grr.
Oh em gee! It is, like, totally Bitchy to not fall for a scam by someone making a play for sympathy by using a fake disease.
t /Valley Girl voice
