Oh, bonny. Dear, it's so good to see your pixels here again. {{bonny}}
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - Feb 15, 2012 8:15:52 pm PST #7556 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Sean K - Feb 15, 2012 9:21:26 pm PST #7557 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I have a kidney bean sized/shaped burn on the roof of my mouth. Damn you, delicious Trader Joe's chili.
omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2012 9:23:00 pm PST #7558 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Ok, I am clearly starting to obsess about wanting this new condo. I never felt I could afford a place with a nice view. If I get this place, I know I have used up all my good luck for awhile. To give an idea of the view, here is a yelp page with pics from the park that is a couple blocks away, and faces the same direction has my(hopefully) porch.
Don't have the cool palm trees and stuff, but will have the same city view to south and mountain view (on low smog day) to west.
Yes, I need to step away from the search engines.
Shir - Feb 15, 2012 9:27:00 pm PST #7559 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
will have the same city view to south and mountain view
Nice!
Oh, and omnis - got your lovely email, just didn't have the time to reply yet. Sorry.
omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2012 11:33:56 pm PST #7560 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
::keys jingle as I walk the halls making the rounds::
So? Is it wrong that I have a little crush on Jon Stewart? I mean, I know he has an army of writers that help make him look so smart. But. But. Well, there, I've said it. If only I was a zombie, then I could totally eat his brains, and it'd be ok.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2012 11:59:13 pm PST #7561 of 30001
What is even happening?
bonny, did something happen to Bartleby (Bartlby?)?
Shir - Feb 16, 2012 12:06:29 am PST #7562 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Very sadly, Cindy, yes. Here are bonny's posts on this: bonny fides "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Dec 22, 2011 12:35:47 am PST
Calli - Feb 16, 2012 1:07:07 am PST #7563 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Nice views, Omnis!
Hil R. - Feb 16, 2012 3:47:08 am PST #7564 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
This is weird. I just got this message on OKCupid. It says the message was sent at 2 this morning, and that the account isn't active anymore.
Hey there! So, I'm giving you a heads up here - This is going to be the most amazing, brash, bold, romantic, potentially-laughable-but-totally-serious, heartfelt message you're ever going to get on this site, so here goes nothing. Unlike most guys on this site, I'm not a boorish, dimwitted, sex-obsessed tool, and as such, I am a gentleman who values chivalry, honesty, and love. Your profile piqued my interest an exorbitant amount! I find it to be very honest and informative, and also lovely and sweet. Furthermore, and I apologize for being so forward, but I think you're a breathtakingly beautiful, intelligent, smart, funny, super-awesome lady, and I can tell we would have a ton in common and hit it off on a deep, esoteric, super kick butt sort of way! So, if the thought of a tall, goofy, obviously nerdy, kind, honest, chivalrous, loving barefoot poet is appealing to you, then please message me back!
le nubian - Feb 16, 2012 3:50:00 am PST #7565 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
hmm.
red flag, red flag, red flag
sounds like that was spammed to hundreds of people.