Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 09, 2012 2:30:35 am PST #5393 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Meanwhile, I am watching episode one of The Wire, Season 3, and it is simply hilarious. Stringer Bell trying to run a meeting with his dealers according to Robert's Rules of Order? Comedy gold.


Hil R. - Jan 09, 2012 2:34:01 am PST #5394 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's the first day of classes. I need to get to campus and do all sorts of prep stuff that I didn't do last week. Don't wanna.


Stephanie - Jan 09, 2012 5:17:15 am PST #5395 of 30001
Trust my rage

An acquaintance of mine had triplets. The first two years were seriously challenging and she had two older kids to help out.


Polter-Cow - Jan 09, 2012 5:34:45 am PST #5396 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

billytea, that is one of my very favorite bits. No one ever mentions how fucking funny The Wire is.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2012 6:42:21 am PST #5397 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No one ever mentions how fuckingfunny The Wire is.

Fuck.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2012 6:49:53 am PST #5398 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sheeeeeeeeit.


askye - Jan 09, 2012 7:22:30 am PST #5399 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Back from the vet. Dean more than likely has bronchitis. Possibly asthma, but the vet would need a chest x ray and she said it sound more like bronchitis so she wasn't pushing the chest x ray.

She gave me an antibiotic, showed me a trick for it, shaved his backside and cleaned him up for me. And told me to watch him like a hawk, if his breathing changes bring him back in. The other stuff she thinks is just Dean getting into food he shouldn't.


Polter-Cow - Jan 09, 2012 7:27:20 am PST #5400 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Fuck.

Sheeeeeeeeit.

You happy now, bitch?


smonster - Jan 09, 2012 7:42:12 am PST #5401 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Context-free work rant: god, I get tired of douchebags and swingin' dicks and admins getting treated like shit. Just needed to say that somewhere.


Ginger - Jan 09, 2012 8:19:13 am PST #5402 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My shoulder blade and errant rib have decided my life needed more excruciating pain. I had worked to not do anything that could hurt it. I didn't take my luggage to the attic. I didn't work on corralling the millions of leaves in my yard. It seemed almost well until the weekend, and I've been icing it and cursing every since. Is a couple of weeks without my body turning on me too much to ask?

At least I'm perfecting my world-class whining skills.