An acquaintance of mine had triplets. The first two years were seriously challenging and she had two older kids to help out.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Stephanie - Jan 09, 2012 5:17:15 am PST #5395 of 30001
Trust my rage
Polter-Cow - Jan 09, 2012 5:34:45 am PST #5396 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
billytea, that is one of my very favorite bits. No one ever mentions how fucking funny The Wire is.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2012 6:42:21 am PST #5397 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No one ever mentions how fuckingfunny The Wire is.
Fuck.
DavidS - Jan 09, 2012 6:49:53 am PST #5398 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sheeeeeeeeit.
askye - Jan 09, 2012 7:22:30 am PST #5399 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Back from the vet. Dean more than likely has bronchitis. Possibly asthma, but the vet would need a chest x ray and she said it sound more like bronchitis so she wasn't pushing the chest x ray.
She gave me an antibiotic, showed me a trick for it, shaved his backside and cleaned him up for me. And told me to watch him like a hawk, if his breathing changes bring him back in. The other stuff she thinks is just Dean getting into food he shouldn't.
Polter-Cow - Jan 09, 2012 7:27:20 am PST #5400 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Fuck.
Sheeeeeeeeit.
You happy now, bitch?
smonster - Jan 09, 2012 7:42:12 am PST #5401 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Context-free work rant: god, I get tired of douchebags and swingin' dicks and admins getting treated like shit. Just needed to say that somewhere.
Ginger - Jan 09, 2012 8:19:13 am PST #5402 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My shoulder blade and errant rib have decided my life needed more excruciating pain. I had worked to not do anything that could hurt it. I didn't take my luggage to the attic. I didn't work on corralling the millions of leaves in my yard. It seemed almost well until the weekend, and I've been icing it and cursing every since. Is a couple of weeks without my body turning on me too much to ask?
At least I'm perfecting my world-class whining skills.
erikaj - Jan 09, 2012 8:52:28 am PST #5403 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Favorite funny moments from the Wire:
CORNERBOY(In "white" accent) : Young man, do you know where the Poe House is?(Normal voice) I said "Dude, look around!"
Snot Boogie
"A day at a time, I suppose."
"English, motherfucker, English!"
an orange-couch moment regarding Ronald's "clowny ass" and McDonald's fries
Bunk and Jimmy's,uh, secret language
Clay Davis
CRIME REPORTER:
Is that all? Only three places at once? Maybe you can put a broom up my ass and I can sweep the floor, too!(Although maybe that one is in the delivery.)
Shir - Jan 09, 2012 10:13:26 am PST #5404 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
First, ~mas to you in need of them.
And now, mearing because it's there and staring at me:
Shir crossed an entire country to come to The Girl's father's shiva last week, and I was awestruck (and probably have not thanked her enough)
Eh, sure. I guess that's true. I mean, it was the taking-two-hours-to-cross-if-there's-traffic side of the country, but I guess it correlates with the very fuzzy geographical essence of this place.
And hey, please. I needed this visit as well and it was lovely to see you two despite the circumstances, so thank you and the Girl for having me. You two are dear to me, as this place.
IreallyON: kittens! and The Wire! Woo-hoo!
(Now I'm imagining the cast with kittens. And it's all your fault).