Here's a picture we had the server take of us.
Seestors!
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Dec 27, 2011 6:05:54 pm PST #4771 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Toddson - Dec 27, 2011 7:08:12 pm PST #4772 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
For those who enjoy such things, photos of pets undergoing holiday indignities.
Well, drat - I tried to link to a specific photo - a dog with a big doggie grin with only his nose and mouth sticking out from under a Santa hat.
DebetEsse - Dec 27, 2011 7:17:11 pm PST #4773 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Hooray, Aimee!
Strix - Dec 27, 2011 8:52:48 pm PST #4774 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Aims, that's awesome! You guys look so much alike!
Beverly - Dec 27, 2011 9:42:42 pm PST #4775 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Aimee, that's wonderful--so happy for you!
I have so far avoided post-holiday crowds, but I think I will assay a few stores tomorrow. I need to check secondhand athletic equipment venues for a stationary bike, but I'll probably wait about a month for the post-New Year's realization to kick in.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 28, 2011 12:20:23 am PST #4776 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Aims, that's awesome (re your sister)!
Thanks for the good wishes, all. So, shivas are horrible. Give me a good drunken Irish wake over this any day. And ours only last one day. I would really, really like some wine. At 12.30 in the afternoon.
Shir - Dec 28, 2011 1:22:05 am PST #4777 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Oh, dear.
Can I amuse you with horrible shiva stories? Like the time when a friend's family started a huge argument on who is more orphan: the aunt without the mother, or the aunt without the father? Or the one, in my grandfather's shiva, where I heard an hour and a half lecture about the fascinating world of fire security protocols in aviation? (after 40 minutes, I leaned towards my sister and asked "oh, and you thought the funeral was the hard part, didn't you?").
(Yes, shivas are a bit like reality shows, where you have to survive one's family).
Shir - Dec 28, 2011 1:22:34 am PST #4778 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And Aims - I'm so happy for you. That's really awesome.
Anne W. - Dec 28, 2011 4:04:33 am PST #4779 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Can I get some general ~ma for myself right now? As some of you know, I've been kind of up and down for a month, and right now I'm really, really down, and really feeling like a failure at everything, to the point where I'm on the verge of making it a self-fulfilling prophecy at work. I'm feeling physically removed from my closest friends, and I'm feeling like it wouldn't make any difference to anyone but my mom if I never left my house again.
Laura - Dec 28, 2011 4:29:29 am PST #4780 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh, Anne. I'm sorry that you are struggling. Are you able to take some time to pamper yourself?