Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Nov 29, 2011 4:43:21 pm PST #3585 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm trying to set up a Lego Mindstorms set, but I've realized that it doesn't work right with a Mac. I found some instructions for how to get around it, but I'm too tired now to deal with that. Maybe tomorrow.


smonster - Nov 29, 2011 4:56:57 pm PST #3586 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So I was only mildly stressed about getting all my shit out by tomorrow night, but now I'm massively stressed. I've still got to move my bed, pack all my food and a bunch of odds and ends, move the animals, and clean. I wonder if my current landlord would give us a couple of extra days. I can't take off right now, I've already taken off early two days in a row and we've got to get this project done by Christmas.

If the damn gas company could have just called me and given me 15 minutes notice, I could have met them there no problem - our jobsite is maybe six blocks away. And here's something else weird - I just checked my phone, and I got robocalled to let me know the power was on at 12:22 pm, but the flyer claims they were there at 1:30 pm.


billytea - Nov 29, 2011 4:58:10 pm PST #3587 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yes. Kind of...an unholy banana. Like a banana that came back wrong.

According to Wikipedia, they have a bunch of regional names involving banana, such as prairie banana or Hoosier banana. My favourite is "Banango".


Ginger - Nov 29, 2011 5:16:46 pm PST #3588 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am trying to grow pawpaws, but the trees are only two feet high now. I'm on an edible landscape kick.


Ginger - Nov 29, 2011 7:02:11 pm PST #3589 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ION, the two dogs are now curled up next to me asleep, with their heads carefully positioned to be looking away from each other. It's very strange.


askye - Nov 29, 2011 7:17:42 pm PST #3590 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Caught up with my neighbor and one of her kittens is going to be staying with me, at the very least temporarily.

I know it seems sudden but I was thinking about this before I realized how sick Maddie was (and I was going to back out) and the kitten and Dean seem to get along. I'm looking at this as a temporary thing.


brenda m - Nov 29, 2011 7:37:51 pm PST #3591 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Anyone here ever eat a Pawpaw?

Nope. But I do know that if you pick a paw paw (or a prickly pear) and you prick a raw paw, then next time beware.


DavidS - Nov 29, 2011 7:39:20 pm PST #3592 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's barely a necessity.


ChiKat - Nov 29, 2011 8:05:04 pm PST #3593 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I love y'all. That is all.


Shir - Nov 29, 2011 10:39:55 pm PST #3594 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

unholy banana

Should be a band name. No, wait. A name of an album.

That way, I could go into a store and ask for an unholy banana.