I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 29, 2011 10:39:55 pm PST #3594 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

unholy banana

Should be a band name. No, wait. A name of an album.

That way, I could go into a store and ask for an unholy banana.


billytea - Nov 29, 2011 11:56:25 pm PST #3595 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I myself vote for the blasphemous banango.


amyth - Nov 30, 2011 2:19:33 am PST #3596 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Good luck smonster!

amych, we need to meet at Fullsteam one night. DESTINY.


Shir - Nov 30, 2011 4:00:31 am PST #3597 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Great, BT. Now I can't shut up the sports announcer in my head that goes Blasphemous banango and friends presents...

askye, good luck with the kittens.


smonster - Nov 30, 2011 8:21:31 am PST #3598 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Called the Gas Company. Have to take off tomorrow and sit and wait for them. Possibly all day, until as late as 8 pm. Wankers. Ridiculous.


Zenkitty - Nov 30, 2011 8:33:58 am PST #3599 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I can feel an anxiety attack starting. This is my first day back at work after a week's vacation. I wonder if there's a correlation...


Zenkitty - Nov 30, 2011 8:46:52 am PST #3600 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Somebody talk me out of spending $30 on a necklace just because it's pretty and I feel bad.


Strix - Nov 30, 2011 9:00:11 am PST #3601 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ZEN! WAIT 48 hours! if you still want it, and can afford it, buy it then!


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2011 9:05:33 am PST #3602 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am always going to say "buy the necklace". Sorry. I am a useless friend in that regards. I'm wearing an impulse necklace buy for the first time today. I bought it a month and a half ago because it was pretty.

However, it doesn't make the problem go away. If you do need that to happen, don't depend on the pretties.


Burrell - Nov 30, 2011 9:11:12 am PST #3603 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wow, I had never even heard of a paw paw before, but it seems to be related to a cherimoya, and those are quite yummy.