Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - May 02, 2013 9:04:23 am PDT #29594 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Muffin tins? Loaf pan? Measuring spoons? One of those awesome stick blenders?

I caught all kinds of crap for not being registered for enough stuff.


le nubian - May 02, 2013 9:04:42 am PDT #29595 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Tep,

I have the rolling ball vacuum that I got at Target and it is just so fucking awesome. I know your husband would giggle like I did the first time I used it.


sj - May 02, 2013 9:08:23 am PDT #29596 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Also, do you want/need new bed sheets or towels?


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 9:08:32 am PDT #29597 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I caught all kinds of crap for not being registered for enough stuff.

See, this is my feeling: we are only having 50 guests, but our gigantic families are still going to want to get us stuff. (If they don't, that's totally fine, but people generally do, even when they don't attend the actual wedding.) So it's better to be registered for more than a handful of things.

Tim is very reluctant to register, since he was married once before and already "got stuff." I keep telling him that, if it helps him, he can think of it as *my* stuff, since I *haven't* been married before.


Dana - May 02, 2013 9:10:53 am PDT #29598 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Tell him that people are going to buy you gifts anyway, and they like having guidance on what to buy.

Oh, speaking of which, luggage? We got an awesome duffle bag that we still use.


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 9:11:09 am PDT #29599 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Also, do you want/need new bed sheets or towels?

Yeah, those are on the list. (Some of our current towels can be demoted to Dog Towels for muddy feets, and the current Dog Towels can finally be put to rest.)


sj - May 02, 2013 9:12:24 am PDT #29600 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yeah, those are on the list.

I'm obviously not awake today.


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 9:12:32 am PDT #29601 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Tell him that people are going to buy you gifts anyway, and they like having guidance on what to buy.

I think I've said that almost verbatim. He's come around to the idea but still feels guilty.

Oh, speaking of which, luggage? We got an awesome duffle bag that we still use.

I was wondering about luggage! So that's okay to register for, then?


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 9:13:23 am PDT #29602 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm obviously not awake today.

Nah, it's a pretty wordy list. I bet right now, *I* couldn't tell you what I posted.


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2013 9:14:39 am PDT #29603 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More santoku knives that kick more ass?