Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - May 01, 2013 6:32:09 pm PDT #29585 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Glad you had a better day, smonster.

Tom and I are trying to fix the office up so it's a comfortable place to work for when I start working from home in a few months. This has involved going through many chaotic piles of paper and throwing most of it away. Very liberating! But also exhausting.


smonster - May 02, 2013 6:27:37 am PDT #29586 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Back at work. Just called my grandma, she's doing better. Heart looks all right. She's still got a cough, and they're trying to get her oxygen sat levels up a bit more before she goes home. My dad's going down there tomorrow, apparently. Thanks for the ~ma!!


sj - May 02, 2013 6:29:36 am PDT #29587 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

smonster, I'm glad both you and your grandmother are doing better today.

I'm hurting today. I think I overdid it a little yesterday.


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 8:45:56 am PDT #29588 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Bridesmaiddudepeople: we have to register this weekend or I will kill someone who will most likely be Tim. Our kitchen stuff is largely old and can stand to be replaced (other than the Kitchenaid mixer, which is god). I'm trying to think of what we might need and I'm afraid I'll forget something. So here is my half-assed list. If you have any suggestions or think I'm missing something huge, please tell me. I suck at this.

Pots and pans: (1) big deep sauté pan like this one: [link] (2) small skillet; (3) large skillet; (4) small pot; (5) medium pot; (6) large pot
Coffeemaker
Set of plates/bowls (but no coffee cups)
Toaster
Microwave
Large food processor
Cookie sheets
Napkin holder (seriously, the one we have is an Eldritch horror)
Measuring cups
French press (actually, all we need is the glass vessel, but it's easier to just get a new one)
Cooking dishes (large rectangular glass pan, square glass pan) with covers

And then there are some non-kitchen things, which include:

Camping air mattress
Comforter
Sheets
Towels
Blu-Ray player

I have a cousin getting married this summer, and her registry informed me there is both a hard cheese knife and a soft cheese knife. Things like this make me feel like a Beverly Hillbilly.

Anyway, does it look like I'm forgetting something? (Our wine glasses are fine, we have good flatware, don't want fine china, have 3 good glass pie plates, and we already have an awesome crockpot. Our bread loaf pans are fine and my muffin tins are my mom's and I don't want new ones. We have a fairly decent set of mixing bowls also. And I already have Silpats, which are also god. And I have a santoku knife that kicks ass. Also a nice large bamboo cutting board courtesy of my brother, as well as a smaller plastic one.)


askye - May 02, 2013 8:56:03 am PDT #29589 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Do you need a new vacuum cleaner?


Dana - May 02, 2013 8:56:17 am PDT #29590 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Cooking tools? Spatula, spoons, etc? Miscellaneous items? Corkscrew, can opener, garlic press, meat tenderizer? Anything stupid you've never been able to justify buying?


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 8:59:23 am PDT #29591 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Do you need a new vacuum cleaner?

I suggested that (especially since Tim rigged something up with duct tape to the front of the vacuum cleaner), but he was meh on it. Since he's the one who vacuums, I'm not going to push. Although I'll probably suggest it again.

Spatula, spoons, etc? Miscellaneous items? Corkscrew, can opener, garlic press, meat tenderizer?

We're basically okay on these -- our measuring cups are horrific, which is why they're on the list. I've tried to check everything and see if it's old/cracked/gnarly/nasty and needs replaced.

Anything stupid you've never been able to justify buying?

Do I need a Slap Chop? (What is a Slap Chop???)


Steph L. - May 02, 2013 9:00:32 am PDT #29592 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh my god KITCHEN TORCH!!!


sj - May 02, 2013 9:01:01 am PDT #29593 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Cooking tools? Spatula, spoons, etc? Miscellaneous items? Corkscrew, can opener, garlic press, meat tenderizer? Anything stupid you've never been able to justify buying?

I would second going for some smaller items like this. IME, people like to get a smaller thing to go with a bigger item. You can also register for cookbooks if there are any you want, and maybe some pretty dishtowels.


Dana - May 02, 2013 9:04:23 am PDT #29594 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Muffin tins? Loaf pan? Measuring spoons? One of those awesome stick blenders?

I caught all kinds of crap for not being registered for enough stuff.