Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?

Xander ,'Him'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Apr 18, 2013 5:11:19 pm PDT #29082 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Teppy, do you have a Trader Joe's nrby (I should clearly already know this from history, but I skim like a skimmer)? If so, grab some bags of different nuts- super hi protein, easiest snack in the world. Almonds, cashews, pistachio nut meats (hehehe, nut meats) and probably plenty more that I don't like as much available raw, roasted, salted or no, and in a wide array of flavors if he's into that. My sanity at work has been saved by the raw almonds more times than I can count. So darned satisfying (those nuts.) OMG, I cannot stop laughing at my own juvenile brain every time i think or type "nuts"


Ginger - Apr 18, 2013 5:11:48 pm PDT #29083 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

OH MY GOD. I am peeing ALL THE PEE!

You were on an IV, right?


le nubian - Apr 18, 2013 5:12:03 pm PDT #29084 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

hehehe, nut meats

I am 12 myself. I giggled.


Liese S. - Apr 18, 2013 5:12:32 pm PDT #29085 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

If you want to eat flayed beloved cartoon characters, I think you've earned it. I loathe dealing with finding new bras.

This is what I believe.

And it had been years since I'd done it, so of course I didn't wear the same size as the (stretched out, completely worn) current bras I have, so I had to have a mini-meltdown in the fitting room. But I steeled myself, went out there, brought another batch of another size back and handed them to the (male, elderly) fitting room attendant again. And this time half of them fit. So go me.

I ended up going to six stores, but they were all in one strip mall, so even though I was hoping to take, like, forty-five minutes and it it took three hours, I'm still calling it pretty damn good.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 5:13:56 pm PDT #29086 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, do you have a Trader Joe's nrby (I should clearly already know this from history, but I skim like a skimmer)? If so, grab some bags of different nuts- super hi protein, easiest snack in the world.

Right by my office. I go once a week, like clockwork (today, as a matter of fact). They have great nuts at really good prices.


le nubian - Apr 18, 2013 5:14:02 pm PDT #29087 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Liese,

I hope you don't go through my bra stage. The fitting - which is agony alone - and the next stage is week 2 after wearing them: "the noisy bra" stage.


billytea - Apr 18, 2013 5:14:08 pm PDT #29088 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

OH MY GOD. I am peeing ALL THE PEE! Every 10 mins, yo, and I have been sipping steadily, but nothing that should necessitate this Niagara of micturition!

Strix will next be seen starring in the upcoming remake of A River Runs Through It.


Liese S. - Apr 18, 2013 5:14:38 pm PDT #29089 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha, wait, what is "noisy bra" stage?


le nubian - Apr 18, 2013 5:15:26 pm PDT #29090 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I wish I could tape it and play it, but my bra is NOISY. creaky. just about every movement, I hear my bra. It's embarrassing.


Liese S. - Apr 18, 2013 5:15:57 pm PDT #29091 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I did not know this was a possibility!