sj, yikes,
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Poor Shadow gets the sniffles. I hate cat boogers. But I suppose I don't have a right to complain, Koogie once barfed on him, and Shadow gave me the dirtiest of looks for not stopping him.
Thanks, Windsparrow. I think he's okay. There's no runny nose or eyes, and no problems breathing. Both the snoring and sneezing have stopped. Maybe he just stuck his face in something he's allergic to. I'll keep an eye on him, though.
Leifur once sneezed a dozen times in rapid succession. Then he glared at me like it was my fault, licked his back, and went back to doing cat stuff.
Cats, man.
I wish we had a hanky code for retail, like, a red bandana means LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
And for banks...
And for in-laws...
Though the fellatio thing is just funny :)
Cosmo has allergies. And since she likes to sit on the back of my chair, she has sneezed into my hair...and on bare skin...more than once. Euch.
Are my new pen pals bigots? Because I sent a letter introducing myself and never heard back.(Is a wheelchair really a huge deal if you're not expecting one, or are they just slow correspondents?) I mean, I don't really want to be like a Designing Woman or Michael on Good Times about this whole thing...it's not an experiment to prove Ableism still exists in society...it's just that, if I leave it off, there are still a billion things we can't talk about, from bathing-suit season to...remember how nervous you were that first time at the DMV? I don't.
Ugh sj, your MiL needs to find a more grown up way to deal with her issues.
I accidentally taught a coworker a new word: fellatio.
It's a useful term! You did her a solid.
A useful term AND a useful skill. IJS
Driveby to share an awesomely apt t-shirt:
Don't know about the rest of you, but sums up a couple of facets of my personality remarkably accurately.
geez, sj, hope the craxy dosn't impact you and TCG too much.
Liese, allow me to third the rec for credit unions. Good luck getting your stuff re-re-set.
Anybody else I missed, {{{Bitches}}}.