Ugh sj, your MiL needs to find a more grown up way to deal with her issues.
I accidentally taught a coworker a new word: fellatio.
It's a useful term! You did her a solid.
Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 8:08:33 am PDT #28372 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scrappy - Apr 05, 2013 8:27:07 am PDT #28373 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
A useful term AND a useful skill. IJS
EpicTangent - Apr 05, 2013 8:57:02 am PDT #28374 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Driveby to share an awesomely apt t-shirt:
Don't know about the rest of you, but sums up a couple of facets of my personality remarkably accurately.
geez, sj, hope the craxy dosn't impact you and TCG too much.
Liese, allow me to third the rec for credit unions. Good luck getting your stuff re-re-set.
Anybody else I missed, {{{Bitches}}}.
Liese S. - Apr 05, 2013 9:26:32 am PDT #28375 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'm not moving to a credit union, but it is a smaller state bank. It's the one that handled our mortgage and did an amazing job with it. We have a "relationship officer." You know, like, a person that knows you and shit.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 9:39:35 am PDT #28376 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A useful term AND a useful skill. IJS
Fair enough. That said, the HR lady really shouldn't be encouraging her friends to demonstrate their felating skills at work. At least not in most workplaces.
sj - Apr 05, 2013 9:51:33 am PDT #28377 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Fuck! I'm fine, but someone slammed into my car from behind.
Liese S. - Apr 05, 2013 9:52:48 am PDT #28378 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, no, sj! Thank goodness you're all right! But that's terrible.
Sue - Apr 05, 2013 9:52:49 am PDT #28379 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Oh no, sj! I'm glad your okay. How's your car? Watch yourself that you don't get sore later.
sj - Apr 05, 2013 9:58:40 am PDT #28380 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My car came out the better of the two. Some small dents on my bumper. Stupid teenager wandered off the sidewalk in front of my car, so I braked to avoid killing her, and the car in back of me couldn't stop. This was her second accident this week.
Zenkitty - Apr 05, 2013 10:08:12 am PDT #28381 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Epic, that shirt is excellent.
Today I saw a beautiful bright blue bird with a bright yellow breast sitting on a mailbox. He looked like some kind of finch. Anyone know what kind of bird he might be?