I wish we had a hanky code for retail, like, a red bandana means LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
And for banks...
And for in-laws...
Though the fellatio thing is just funny :)
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2013 3:57:18 am PDT #28369 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Strix - Apr 05, 2013 6:09:49 am PDT #28370 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cosmo has allergies. And since she likes to sit on the back of my chair, she has sneezed into my hair...and on bare skin...more than once. Euch.
erikaj - Apr 05, 2013 7:11:51 am PDT #28371 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Are my new pen pals bigots? Because I sent a letter introducing myself and never heard back.(Is a wheelchair really a huge deal if you're not expecting one, or are they just slow correspondents?) I mean, I don't really want to be like a Designing Woman or Michael on Good Times about this whole thing...it's not an experiment to prove Ableism still exists in society...it's just that, if I leave it off, there are still a billion things we can't talk about, from bathing-suit season to...remember how nervous you were that first time at the DMV? I don't.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 8:08:33 am PDT #28372 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh sj, your MiL needs to find a more grown up way to deal with her issues.
I accidentally taught a coworker a new word: fellatio.
It's a useful term! You did her a solid.
Scrappy - Apr 05, 2013 8:27:07 am PDT #28373 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
A useful term AND a useful skill. IJS
EpicTangent - Apr 05, 2013 8:57:02 am PDT #28374 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Driveby to share an awesomely apt t-shirt:
Don't know about the rest of you, but sums up a couple of facets of my personality remarkably accurately.
geez, sj, hope the craxy dosn't impact you and TCG too much.
Liese, allow me to third the rec for credit unions. Good luck getting your stuff re-re-set.
Anybody else I missed, {{{Bitches}}}.
Liese S. - Apr 05, 2013 9:26:32 am PDT #28375 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'm not moving to a credit union, but it is a smaller state bank. It's the one that handled our mortgage and did an amazing job with it. We have a "relationship officer." You know, like, a person that knows you and shit.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2013 9:39:35 am PDT #28376 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A useful term AND a useful skill. IJS
Fair enough. That said, the HR lady really shouldn't be encouraging her friends to demonstrate their felating skills at work. At least not in most workplaces.
sj - Apr 05, 2013 9:51:33 am PDT #28377 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Fuck! I'm fine, but someone slammed into my car from behind.
Liese S. - Apr 05, 2013 9:52:48 am PDT #28378 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, no, sj! Thank goodness you're all right! But that's terrible.