You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Feb 14, 2013 2:20:10 am PST #26285 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope this morning's better for you, smonster. Chronic pain and a bad bed can make even a full night's sleep less than restorative.

Sj, remember to 'fridge the beer!


smonster - Feb 14, 2013 3:27:35 am PST #26286 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Right! Fridge the beer!!

I still didn't sleep great, but I managed to get up at 6:20 after hitting snooze only twice. I changed my alarm to a duck quacking and labeled it "wake the duck up." Because I'm hilarious. Anyway, I'm about to get out the door, so yay.

erika and bonny, I hope life reboots itself for the better soon. I wish I could do more.


smonster - Feb 14, 2013 4:06:58 am PST #26287 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So last night, this happened. I call D, we chat briefly, then I say, "Really, I just wanted to pull a Lionel Ritchie."

Silence.

Me: You still breathing?
D: ...yes. Am I supposed to guess which song?
Me: No, you're supposed to make a random generic comment and then I'll tell you.
D: Okay...
Me: I just called to say I love you.

So that's out there. I didn't want to say it for the first time on Valentine's Day. He didn't say it back, but I could tell he was really touched and I'm not sweating it. In his own time. Plus, this morning he sent me a link to an article about the Blue Devils beating the Tar Heels with the subject line "assholes," so that's almost as good.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2013 4:15:34 am PST #26288 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

smonster, yay!


askye - Feb 14, 2013 5:13:19 am PST #26289 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I slept fairly well and went to sleep fairly quickly. Meaning I'm pretty sure I was asleep before 2 am.

Then I got up and discovered the I forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge all night.

smonster that is really sweet.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 14, 2013 5:29:31 am PST #26290 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

That's cute, smonster!

The Girl gave me three hard-to-find comedians' DVDs because she thinks I should be smiling more. Aww.


smonster - Feb 14, 2013 6:15:21 am PST #26291 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Then I got up and discovered the I forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge all night.

I hate it when I do that.

Seska, that is super thoughtful.

I know what I did was a little cheesy, but I kept psyching myself out so I had to come at it a little sideways. I know he was touched because for once, thank god, he didn't crack a joke. And he sent me an email after we hung up, thanking me again.


Burrell - Feb 14, 2013 6:23:16 am PST #26292 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You are adorable smonster!


Kate P. - Feb 14, 2013 6:48:54 am PST #26293 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

smonster, that sounds like a win all around!


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2013 6:51:09 am PST #26294 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yay, smonster. That's adorable.