Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kate P. - Feb 14, 2013 6:48:54 am PST #26293 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

smonster, that sounds like a win all around!


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2013 6:51:09 am PST #26294 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yay, smonster. That's adorable.


sj - Feb 14, 2013 6:59:42 am PST #26295 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I still didn't sleep great, but I managed to get up at 6:20 after hitting snooze only twice. I changed my alarm to a duck quacking and labeled it "wake the duck up." Because I'm hilarious. Anyway, I'm about to get out the door, so yay.

Go, smonster! I'm sorry you didn't sleep great.

smonster - sleep well -- my reaction when not getting enough sleep is 1) to kill everyone that is interfering with sleep 2) think the entire world is incredibly stupid and 3) think everything is a problem. So not getting enough sleep - yeah that could be a big reason for not being able to get up and deal .

Beth is me.

Sj, remember to 'fridge the beer!

Right! Fridge the beer!!

Buffistas rock. TCG will be very happy when he gets home from what sounds like it is going to be a lousy meeting tonight.

Then I got up and discovered the I forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge all night.

BTDT, luckily last time we left them in the car, which was much colder than the fridge anyway.

I know what I did was a little cheesy, but I kept psyching myself out so I had to come at it a little sideways. I know he was touched because for once, thank god, he didn't crack a joke. And he sent me an email after we hung up, thanking me again.

I think it sounds adorable. I'm glad you're in a good relationship.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2013 7:22:07 am PST #26296 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I call D, we chat briefly, then I say, "Really, I just wanted to pull a Lionel Ritchie."

My response would've been, "You want to do it all night long?"

smonster, I was going to mention that in college my roommate and I had a problem with simply hitting the snooze button, rolling over and going back to sleep, thus missing classes.

So we put the alarm clock on the other side of the room so we had to get out of bed to turn it off.

Might be worth getting a second cheap alarm clock that you can set really loud on the other side of the room and have it go off between snoozes of your near-to-bed clock. Does that make sense?

You do have to make a mental commitment to going directly into the shower after you've turned off the alarm for it to work.


Rick - Feb 14, 2013 7:42:12 am PST #26297 of 30001

Before kids, I had an alarm next to the bed, another across the room set for 10 minutes later, and a third set for 30 sec after the second, in the kitchen next to the coffee maker. The coffee maker was set to start brewing in concert with the first alarm. Once I was in the kitchen with coffee it was possible to stay awake.

With kids, none of this technology is needed.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2013 7:45:43 am PST #26298 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

With kids, none of this technology is needed.

Heh. No kidding.


meara - Feb 14, 2013 7:54:21 am PST #26299 of 30001

Rick, that is a kind of genius plan!!

My problem tends to be that in the morning while half-asleep I can justify anything for a bit more sleep. "Oh, I can get ready more quickly" "oh I don't really need a shower, 10 more minutes" "oh it doesn't matter if I'm a few minutes late, one more time" "I AM feeling kind of bad, maybe I am sick and need more sleep..."


DavidS - Feb 14, 2013 7:57:36 am PST #26300 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My problem tends to be that in the morning while half-asleep I can justify anything for a bit more sleep.

I had a friend in college who would talk in her sleep to avoid waking up. And you could only tell because her lies would get surreal in a hurry, and then she'd pop awake and yell, "I'm late." Like...

"Meg, you have to get up for class."
"No, we don't have class today. It was cancelled.
"Really? Why were they cancelled?"
"Yeah, they were cancelled."
"How come?"
"Cancelled because the Zeppelin was late."
"Meg! Wake up!"
"Wha..?! I'm late!"


Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2013 7:59:03 am PST #26301 of 30001
brillig

Damn that Zeppelin.


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2013 8:12:55 am PST #26302 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So we put the alarm clock on the other side of the room so we had to get out of bed to turn it off.

Yep, I've done this too. It is kind of effective, but not entirely. Bed is still pretty inviting after you've gotten out of it.