Yay, smonster. That's adorable.

I still didn't sleep great, but I managed to get up at 6:20 after hitting snooze only twice. I changed my alarm to a duck quacking and labeled it "wake the duck up." Because I'm hilarious. Anyway, I'm about to get out the door, so yay.

Go, smonster! I'm sorry you didn't sleep great.

smonster - sleep well -- my reaction when not getting enough sleep is 1) to kill everyone that is interfering with sleep 2) think the entire world is incredibly stupid and 3) think everything is a problem. So not getting enough sleep - yeah that could be a big reason for not being able to get up and deal .

Beth is me.

Sj, remember to 'fridge the beer!

Right! Fridge the beer!!

Buffistas rock. TCG will be very happy when he gets home from what sounds like it is going to be a lousy meeting tonight.

Then I got up and discovered the I forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge all night.

BTDT, luckily last time we left them in the car, which was much colder than the fridge anyway.

I know what I did was a little cheesy, but I kept psyching myself out so I had to come at it a little sideways. I know he was touched because for once, thank god, he didn't crack a joke. And he sent me an email after we hung up, thanking me again.

I think it sounds adorable. I'm glad you're in a good relationship.

I call D, we chat briefly, then I say, "Really, I just wanted to pull a Lionel Ritchie."

My response would've been, "You want to do it all night long?"

smonster, I was going to mention that in college my roommate and I had a problem with simply hitting the snooze button, rolling over and going back to sleep, thus missing classes.

So we put the alarm clock on the other side of the room so we had to get out of bed to turn it off.

Might be worth getting a second cheap alarm clock that you can set really loud on the other side of the room and have it go off between snoozes of your near-to-bed clock. Does that make sense?

You do have to make a mental commitment to going directly into the shower after you've turned off the alarm for it to work.

Before kids, I had an alarm next to the bed, another across the room set for 10 minutes later, and a third set for 30 sec after the second, in the kitchen next to the coffee maker. The coffee maker was set to start brewing in concert with the first alarm. Once I was in the kitchen with coffee it was possible to stay awake.

With kids, none of this technology is needed.

With kids, none of this technology is needed.

Heh. No kidding.

Rick, that is a kind of genius plan!!

My problem tends to be that in the morning while half-asleep I can justify anything for a bit more sleep. "Oh, I can get ready more quickly" "oh I don't really need a shower, 10 more minutes" "oh it doesn't matter if I'm a few minutes late, one more time" "I AM feeling kind of bad, maybe I am sick and need more sleep..."

My problem tends to be that in the morning while half-asleep I can justify anything for a bit more sleep.

I had a friend in college who would talk in her sleep to avoid waking up. And you could only tell because her lies would get surreal in a hurry, and then she'd pop awake and yell, "I'm late." Like...

"Meg, you have to get up for class."
"No, we don't have class today. It was cancelled.
"Really? Why were they cancelled?"
"Yeah, they were cancelled."
"How come?"
"Cancelled because the Zeppelin was late."
"Meg! Wake up!"
"Wha..?! I'm late!"

Damn that Zeppelin.

So we put the alarm clock on the other side of the room so we had to get out of bed to turn it off.

Yep, I've done this too. It is kind of effective, but not entirely. Bed is still pretty inviting after you've gotten out of it.

My response would've been, "You want to do it all night long?"

At which point I might have chickened out and there definitely would have been cursing. So I'm glad he didn't go that route. I am surprised he didn't pull a Han Solo in response.

My useless superpower is hitting snooze an infinite number of times and going back to sleep. Until yesterday I had one alarm set at 6:15 called "get up" with a mellow song. And then I had another at 6:30 called "no, really, get up" with an eastern european punk folk song. I would regularly hit snooze on BOTH of them for over an hour. Across the room doesn't work, either.

My problem tends to be that in the morning while half-asleep I can justify anything for a bit more sleep. "Oh, I can get ready more quickly" "oh I don't really need a shower, 10 more minutes" "oh it doesn't matter if I'm a few minutes late, one more time" "I AM feeling kind of bad, maybe I am sick and need more sleep..."

Yeah, meara is me. The lizard brain is in full control, and the lizard brain WANT SLEEP. As far as I know, the lizard brain does not make up colorful falsehoods involving zeppelins and the like, I don't think it's that smart.

Rick, that is pretty genius.

It's sunny here today. My god, I always forget that I'm at least partially solar-powered until we have a string of gray days and then the sun comes back. I'm, like, hyper.