You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 20, 2012 6:47:54 pm PST #24160 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

China? Make sure to spec some LCS so you have a top notch reason to hire me to join you! Whaaa? It's worth a try.

ION- I didn't stop with just one sheet of labels. I finished the labels for show #2. Now tomorrow, I need to do show #1, which is a lot smaller, but not as detailed paperwork.


DavidS - Dec 20, 2012 7:38:35 pm PST #24161 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish I could block Tim from saying "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." I'm seriously going to cockpunch him if he says it one more time.

"If complex issues are reduced to catch phrases then only assholes will parrot them." Then give him a Meaningful Look to underscore your point.


smonster - Dec 20, 2012 8:55:32 pm PST #24162 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

amyth, I can bring him to CH, sure!

Remember when I thought I might be done by 11 pm? That was funny. I think I'm done enough, now.


billytea - Dec 20, 2012 9:30:24 pm PST #24163 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Achievements for today: saw two tuataras and a takahe. The tuataras were pretty much all I was hoping for from today. I hadn't even imagined there would be a takahe in the vicinity of New Zealand's capital.


Typo Boy - Dec 20, 2012 9:33:30 pm PST #24164 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Teppy, you might respond with the Eddie Izzard quote: “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”


Cass - Dec 20, 2012 10:01:19 pm PST #24165 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The tuataras were pretty much all I was hoping for from today.

The world doesn't end but what you were really hoping for was a tuatara? Yeah, that actually fits. Well, it probably will after I go Google tuataras.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2012 1:59:42 am PST #24166 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Aren't there only a couple hundred takahe?


smonster - Dec 21, 2012 2:46:55 am PST #24167 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm up and at 'em. I think I'm going to change suitcases, though. I was going for a big soft side for the capacity, but I want the compartments of my rolly. Hmm. Maybe subdivide with totes? I'm going to have A Ridiculous Amount of Crap either way, especially with all of Frankie's crap.

My goal was to leave by 7 am. That's in 15 minutes. Yeah... No.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2012 3:51:12 am PST #24168 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I wish I could block Tim from saying "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." I'm seriously going to cockpunch him if he says it one more time.

"If complex issues are reduced to catch phrases then only assholes will parrot them." Then give him a Meaningful Look to underscore your point.

I like the Meaningful Cockpunch.

Teppy, you might respond with the Eddie Izzard quote: “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

I prefer Izzard's "Guns don't kill people; people kill people. But I think THE GUN HELPS."


Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2012 4:28:43 am PST #24169 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Sorry I made you look crazy! I thought I was excessively whining and made it go poof.

Good luck getting out! We'll take good care of the girls while you;re gone!